Comedy Can Be Dangerous
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โฑ๏ธ 0:48 duration
๐ ID: 13522883
๐ Lyrics
Comedy can be dangerous, my friends I'll tell you what
When you make kids laugh and giggle, they could split a gut
With a chortle, they could crack up, so beware there is the chance
You could make a kid laugh so hard that they could pee their pants
Fall out of bed, and hit the head
While rolling on the floor
Their body's shake, their sides will ache
They'll laugh until they're sore
There's a funny bone, a danger zone
That's some place no one knows
If you hit that zone, hold the phone
'Cause milk shoots out their nose
Kids' body parts are fragile, so be careful not to scoff
Your funny joke can actually make their heads and butts fall off
Jokes and gags, hit em' hard with punchlines, so I've read
You could leave a kid in stitches, or even knock em' dead
(Knock knock)
Who's there
(Police)
Police who
(Police end this song)
When you make kids laugh and giggle, they could split a gut
With a chortle, they could crack up, so beware there is the chance
You could make a kid laugh so hard that they could pee their pants
Fall out of bed, and hit the head
While rolling on the floor
Their body's shake, their sides will ache
They'll laugh until they're sore
There's a funny bone, a danger zone
That's some place no one knows
If you hit that zone, hold the phone
'Cause milk shoots out their nose
Kids' body parts are fragile, so be careful not to scoff
Your funny joke can actually make their heads and butts fall off
Jokes and gags, hit em' hard with punchlines, so I've read
You could leave a kid in stitches, or even knock em' dead
(Knock knock)
Who's there
(Police)
Police who
(Police end this song)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.19] Comedy can be dangerous, my friends I'll tell you what
[00:02.99] When you make kids laugh and giggle, they could split a gut
[00:05.59] With a chortle, they could crack up, so beware there is the chance
[00:08.46] You could make a kid laugh so hard that they could pee their pants
[00:11.26] Fall out of bed, and hit the head
[00:12.73] While rolling on the floor
[00:14.14] Their body's shake, their sides will ache
[00:15.64] They'll laugh until they're sore
[00:17.02] There's a funny bone, a danger zone
[00:18.57] That's some place no one knows
[00:19.88] If you hit that zone, hold the phone
[00:21.20] 'Cause milk shoots out their nose
[00:25.74] Kids' body parts are fragile, so be careful not to scoff
[00:28.50] Your funny joke can actually make their heads and butts fall off
[00:31.47] Jokes and gags, hit em' hard with punchlines, so I've read
[00:34.26] You could leave a kid in stitches, or even knock em' dead
[00:36.97] (Knock knock)
[00:38.18] Who's there
[00:38.73] (Police)
[00:38.80] Police who
[00:40.63] (Police end this song)
[00:41.38]
[00:02.99] When you make kids laugh and giggle, they could split a gut
[00:05.59] With a chortle, they could crack up, so beware there is the chance
[00:08.46] You could make a kid laugh so hard that they could pee their pants
[00:11.26] Fall out of bed, and hit the head
[00:12.73] While rolling on the floor
[00:14.14] Their body's shake, their sides will ache
[00:15.64] They'll laugh until they're sore
[00:17.02] There's a funny bone, a danger zone
[00:18.57] That's some place no one knows
[00:19.88] If you hit that zone, hold the phone
[00:21.20] 'Cause milk shoots out their nose
[00:25.74] Kids' body parts are fragile, so be careful not to scoff
[00:28.50] Your funny joke can actually make their heads and butts fall off
[00:31.47] Jokes and gags, hit em' hard with punchlines, so I've read
[00:34.26] You could leave a kid in stitches, or even knock em' dead
[00:36.97] (Knock knock)
[00:38.18] Who's there
[00:38.73] (Police)
[00:38.80] Police who
[00:40.63] (Police end this song)
[00:41.38]