I watch a lot of porn.

I bet uh-
I watch a lot of porn
Like I could post the throwback Thursday photo of me jerking off
And um I- I do
I watch a lot of porn and I noticed something
I don't know if you're an average
porn user, but online there's no new porn
Unless you pay for it
So I've been watching some of the classics (crowd laughter)
No problem
I can watch some classics
Yeah
But I noticed something that I don't like in porn because I've been
watching the same porns over and over
so I've been noticing some new things
You know? Like there's something I really don't like
I don't like when male porn stars moan (crowd laughter)
Yeah what the fucks up with that?
It's like you're a professional, act like you've been there before
(Crowd laughter) Yeah
And you know as a male pornstar uh like guys are jerking off to
this, so why would you moan so
loud? You know how distracting that is?
Have some fucking respect for your fans. Seriously
Nah I was watching this porn the other day and the guy was like "Uh
Yeah Fuck! Fuck Yeah!
" And I was like "What a fuckin weirdo" I'm like "Can you shut
the fuck up? So I could fucking cum please? You fuckin weirdo"