Recessive Genes

I am bald, blind and pale, I am like a gigantic recessive gene
It won't surprise me if I woke up tomorrow with a tail, oh, great
"Have you seen the comic with the tail? He is delightful
He is very pale, and he has a tail
It's like one of those white tigers"
"I don't know what a white tiger has to do with that joke
He is weird"

I am also an actor, but I wish it was a film director just in everyday life
So when someone was telling me a really boring story, I could just go
"And cut!"
"I didn't get to finish," "We got it!"
"That's a wrap"

That would come in handy, you come home late to your wife, she's like
"Where the hell were you?" "And cut!"
Okay, let's try it again, this time
You don't care where I was
In fact, you are happy to see me, let's try it
"Topless, action!"
(He's a dick)