Party Mom and Invisible Dad
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โฑ๏ธ 3:41 duration
๐ ID: 13623795
๐ Lyrics
Let me set the tone
Imagine if you will, a group of kids just left alone
Mom's in the bathroom trying not to throw up
Daddy's on the phone but we've never seen him close up
Some guy's passed out sleeping on the sofa
When you need a ride home no one ever shows up
Wake up your brother, get your mother to bed
Spread some peanut butter on some Wonderbread
And when it gets too crazy duck and cover your head
Once you get used to it, it isn't so bad!
You may get a chuckle or a cynical laugh
It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
She borrows your clothes and goes out with your friends
What's the matter honey are you pouting again?
The old man left for a beer and a pack of smokes
We thought it was weird when he packed all his clothes
What a classic show! Mom had a jack and coke and burnt the casserole
The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
When they first got married, they weren't old enough
To settle down, or sober up
You'd think by now, they'd grow up enough
When they first had children, you couldn't find a better pair
A father who was never there, while mother passed out everywhere
Learn to cook your own meals, see how being alone feels
Watch as we reach deeper states of denial, dishes all dirty, plates in a pile
Mom's in the bathroom, laying on the tile
Haven't seen daddy's face in a while
The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
When they first got married, they weren't old enough
To settle down, or sober up
You'd think by now, they'd grow up enough
When they first had children, you couldn't find a better pair
A father who was unprepared, while mom left bottles everywhere
When daddy comes around he can't keep our names straight
Thinks we're in the same grade we've been since age 8
Crying in your underoos, it's not because of you, it's about your mother too
Weighed down by hundreds of issues and episodes
You could sift through the wreckage for little collectables
The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
Imagine if you will, a group of kids just left alone
Mom's in the bathroom trying not to throw up
Daddy's on the phone but we've never seen him close up
Some guy's passed out sleeping on the sofa
When you need a ride home no one ever shows up
Wake up your brother, get your mother to bed
Spread some peanut butter on some Wonderbread
And when it gets too crazy duck and cover your head
Once you get used to it, it isn't so bad!
You may get a chuckle or a cynical laugh
It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
She borrows your clothes and goes out with your friends
What's the matter honey are you pouting again?
The old man left for a beer and a pack of smokes
We thought it was weird when he packed all his clothes
What a classic show! Mom had a jack and coke and burnt the casserole
The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
When they first got married, they weren't old enough
To settle down, or sober up
You'd think by now, they'd grow up enough
When they first had children, you couldn't find a better pair
A father who was never there, while mother passed out everywhere
Learn to cook your own meals, see how being alone feels
Watch as we reach deeper states of denial, dishes all dirty, plates in a pile
Mom's in the bathroom, laying on the tile
Haven't seen daddy's face in a while
The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
When they first got married, they weren't old enough
To settle down, or sober up
You'd think by now, they'd grow up enough
When they first had children, you couldn't find a better pair
A father who was unprepared, while mom left bottles everywhere
When daddy comes around he can't keep our names straight
Thinks we're in the same grade we've been since age 8
Crying in your underoos, it's not because of you, it's about your mother too
Weighed down by hundreds of issues and episodes
You could sift through the wreckage for little collectables
The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:20.80] Let me set the tone
[00:21.77] Imagine if you will, a group of kids just left alone
[00:26.25] Mom's in the bathroom trying not to throw up
[00:28.02] Daddy's on the phone but we've never seen him close up
[00:31.60] Some guy's passed out sleeping on the sofa
[00:33.45] When you need a ride home no one ever shows up
[00:37.01] Wake up your brother, get your mother to bed
[00:39.77] Spread some peanut butter on some Wonderbread
[00:42.51] And when it gets too crazy duck and cover your head
[00:45.26] Once you get used to it, it isn't so bad!
[00:47.98] You may get a chuckle or a cynical laugh
[00:50.69] It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
[00:54.27] She borrows your clothes and goes out with your friends
[00:56.00] What's the matter honey are you pouting again?
[00:59.63] The old man left for a beer and a pack of smokes
[01:02.41] We thought it was weird when he packed all his clothes
[01:05.11] What a classic show! Mom had a jack and coke and burnt the casserole
[01:10.58] The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
[01:13.20] You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
[01:15.95] The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
[01:18.65] It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
[01:22.35] When they first got married, they weren't old enough
[01:26.85] To settle down, or sober up
[01:34.18] You'd think by now, they'd grow up enough
[01:38.62] When they first had children, you couldn't find a better pair
[01:44.02] A father who was never there, while mother passed out everywhere
[01:49.43] Learn to cook your own meals, see how being alone feels
[01:55.88] Watch as we reach deeper states of denial, dishes all dirty, plates in a pile
[02:01.23] Mom's in the bathroom, laying on the tile
[02:04.00] Haven't seen daddy's face in a while
[02:06.72] The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
[02:09.44] You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
[02:12.18] The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
[02:14.87] It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
[02:18.45] When they first got married, they weren't old enough
[02:23.99] To settle down, or sober up
[02:30.23] You'd think by now, they'd grow up enough
[02:35.68] When they first had children, you couldn't find a better pair
[02:40.16] A father who was unprepared, while mom left bottles everywhere
[02:46.55] When daddy comes around he can't keep our names straight
[02:49.23] Thinks we're in the same grade we've been since age 8
[02:51.95] Crying in your underoos, it's not because of you, it's about your mother too
[02:57.34] Weighed down by hundreds of issues and episodes
[03:00.00] You could sift through the wreckage for little collectables
[03:02.86] The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
[03:05.57] You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
[03:08.21] The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
[03:10.98] It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
[03:13.65]
[00:21.77] Imagine if you will, a group of kids just left alone
[00:26.25] Mom's in the bathroom trying not to throw up
[00:28.02] Daddy's on the phone but we've never seen him close up
[00:31.60] Some guy's passed out sleeping on the sofa
[00:33.45] When you need a ride home no one ever shows up
[00:37.01] Wake up your brother, get your mother to bed
[00:39.77] Spread some peanut butter on some Wonderbread
[00:42.51] And when it gets too crazy duck and cover your head
[00:45.26] Once you get used to it, it isn't so bad!
[00:47.98] You may get a chuckle or a cynical laugh
[00:50.69] It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
[00:54.27] She borrows your clothes and goes out with your friends
[00:56.00] What's the matter honey are you pouting again?
[00:59.63] The old man left for a beer and a pack of smokes
[01:02.41] We thought it was weird when he packed all his clothes
[01:05.11] What a classic show! Mom had a jack and coke and burnt the casserole
[01:10.58] The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
[01:13.20] You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
[01:15.95] The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
[01:18.65] It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
[01:22.35] When they first got married, they weren't old enough
[01:26.85] To settle down, or sober up
[01:34.18] You'd think by now, they'd grow up enough
[01:38.62] When they first had children, you couldn't find a better pair
[01:44.02] A father who was never there, while mother passed out everywhere
[01:49.43] Learn to cook your own meals, see how being alone feels
[01:55.88] Watch as we reach deeper states of denial, dishes all dirty, plates in a pile
[02:01.23] Mom's in the bathroom, laying on the tile
[02:04.00] Haven't seen daddy's face in a while
[02:06.72] The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
[02:09.44] You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
[02:12.18] The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
[02:14.87] It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
[02:18.45] When they first got married, they weren't old enough
[02:23.99] To settle down, or sober up
[02:30.23] You'd think by now, they'd grow up enough
[02:35.68] When they first had children, you couldn't find a better pair
[02:40.16] A father who was unprepared, while mom left bottles everywhere
[02:46.55] When daddy comes around he can't keep our names straight
[02:49.23] Thinks we're in the same grade we've been since age 8
[02:51.95] Crying in your underoos, it's not because of you, it's about your mother too
[02:57.34] Weighed down by hundreds of issues and episodes
[03:00.00] You could sift through the wreckage for little collectables
[03:02.86] The suspense and the horror, it may make you gasp
[03:05.57] You wonder for days, will he ever come back?
[03:08.21] The critics call it pitiful, miserable, sad
[03:10.98] It's the adventures of party mom and the invisible dad
[03:13.65]