Robbed The Walmart
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โฑ๏ธ 2:00 duration
๐ ID: 13641635
๐ Lyrics
Yo, it's Alex Schor
I think of this song as like
Me taking a fat steamy dump on the music industry
I just robbed a Walmart
Got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail
And I ripped my jeans
I reuse my toilet paper
I've been going green
She said I'm a gaslighter
Babe, you don't even know what that means
Damn this song is so ass
It kinda makes me wanna eat it
I call my penis Micheal Jackson
All I wanna do is beat it
My cat's going -
I think I forgot to feed it
Whenever I post on the 'gram
The comments tell me to delete it
I got hard, I got an erection
I point a tourist in the wrong direction
I rigged the 2020 election just 'cause I think Joe Biden is sexy
Yeah he sexy
I went pee pee in a bottle of Pepsi
Oops, I missed, now I got messy
Kick you in the balls, I'm feeling like Messi
(That was so bad)
I just robbed a Walmart
Got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail
And I ripped my jeans
I reuse my toilet paper
I've been going green
She said I'm a gaslighter
Babe, you don't even know what that means
Who the fuck just took my shoe?
Why the fuck they leave?
Why you leave, the one by itself
And take the other one dawg
I don't even know but I feel like a frog
Hold up
Bro just ate a hotdog
AHAHAHAHA
This nigga said -
Bitch, I'm short, I'm not really tall
But it don't matter 'cause I'm taller than a straw
Niggas say I feel like a dog, feel like a zebra -
Fuck it, I don't really care 'cause I came from nothing
I've been on the block, baby, I was struggling
Everybody know I sound like some fire -
I just robbed a Walmart
Got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail
And I ripped my jeans
I reuse my toilet paper
I've been going green
She said I'm a gaslighter
Babe, you don't even know what that means
Yeah, uhm
Please don't sue me for emotional damages as a result of this song
I think of this song as like
Me taking a fat steamy dump on the music industry
I just robbed a Walmart
Got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail
And I ripped my jeans
I reuse my toilet paper
I've been going green
She said I'm a gaslighter
Babe, you don't even know what that means
Damn this song is so ass
It kinda makes me wanna eat it
I call my penis Micheal Jackson
All I wanna do is beat it
My cat's going -
I think I forgot to feed it
Whenever I post on the 'gram
The comments tell me to delete it
I got hard, I got an erection
I point a tourist in the wrong direction
I rigged the 2020 election just 'cause I think Joe Biden is sexy
Yeah he sexy
I went pee pee in a bottle of Pepsi
Oops, I missed, now I got messy
Kick you in the balls, I'm feeling like Messi
(That was so bad)
I just robbed a Walmart
Got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail
And I ripped my jeans
I reuse my toilet paper
I've been going green
She said I'm a gaslighter
Babe, you don't even know what that means
Who the fuck just took my shoe?
Why the fuck they leave?
Why you leave, the one by itself
And take the other one dawg
I don't even know but I feel like a frog
Hold up
Bro just ate a hotdog
AHAHAHAHA
This nigga said -
Bitch, I'm short, I'm not really tall
But it don't matter 'cause I'm taller than a straw
Niggas say I feel like a dog, feel like a zebra -
Fuck it, I don't really care 'cause I came from nothing
I've been on the block, baby, I was struggling
Everybody know I sound like some fire -
I just robbed a Walmart
Got a can of beans
I just sat on a nail
And I ripped my jeans
I reuse my toilet paper
I've been going green
She said I'm a gaslighter
Babe, you don't even know what that means
Yeah, uhm
Please don't sue me for emotional damages as a result of this song
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.62] Yo, it's Alex Schor
[00:02.06] I think of this song as like
[00:03.80] Me taking a fat steamy dump on the music industry
[00:07.28] I just robbed a Walmart
[00:09.24] Got a can of beans
[00:11.17] I just sat on a nail
[00:12.86] And I ripped my jeans
[00:14.61] I reuse my toilet paper
[00:16.39] I've been going green
[00:18.13] She said I'm a gaslighter
[00:19.43] Babe, you don't even know what that means
[00:21.77] Damn this song is so ass
[00:23.23] It kinda makes me wanna eat it
[00:25.24] I call my penis Micheal Jackson
[00:27.04] All I wanna do is beat it
[00:28.74] My cat's going -
[00:30.69] I think I forgot to feed it
[00:32.20] Whenever I post on the 'gram
[00:34.09] The comments tell me to delete it
[00:35.67] I got hard, I got an erection
[00:37.66] I point a tourist in the wrong direction
[00:39.43] I rigged the 2020 election just 'cause I think Joe Biden is sexy
[00:43.15] Yeah he sexy
[00:43.95] I went pee pee in a bottle of Pepsi
[00:45.73] Oops, I missed, now I got messy
[00:47.47] Kick you in the balls, I'm feeling like Messi
[00:49.38] (That was so bad)
[00:50.01] I just robbed a Walmart
[00:51.75] Got a can of beans
[00:53.11] I just sat on a nail
[00:55.38] And I ripped my jeans
[00:57.17] I reuse my toilet paper
[00:58.98] I've been going green
[01:00.77] She said I'm a gaslighter
[01:02.04] Babe, you don't even know what that means
[01:03.70] Who the fuck just took my shoe?
[01:05.44] Why the fuck they leave?
[01:06.81] Why you leave, the one by itself
[01:09.12] And take the other one dawg
[01:10.73] I don't even know but I feel like a frog
[01:12.24] Hold up
[01:12.84] Bro just ate a hotdog
[01:13.82] AHAHAHAHA
[01:15.37] This nigga said -
[01:17.99] Bitch, I'm short, I'm not really tall
[01:19.76] But it don't matter 'cause I'm taller than a straw
[01:21.59] Niggas say I feel like a dog, feel like a zebra -
[01:25.78] Fuck it, I don't really care 'cause I came from nothing
[01:28.55] I've been on the block, baby, I was struggling
[01:30.09] Everybody know I sound like some fire -
[01:32.95] I just robbed a Walmart
[01:34.42] Got a can of beans
[01:36.13] I just sat on a nail
[01:37.99] And I ripped my jeans
[01:39.98] I reuse my toilet paper
[01:41.74] I've been going green
[01:43.46] She said I'm a gaslighter
[01:44.85] Babe, you don't even know what that means
[01:46.95] Yeah, uhm
[01:48.51] Please don't sue me for emotional damages as a result of this song
[01:59.97]
[00:02.06] I think of this song as like
[00:03.80] Me taking a fat steamy dump on the music industry
[00:07.28] I just robbed a Walmart
[00:09.24] Got a can of beans
[00:11.17] I just sat on a nail
[00:12.86] And I ripped my jeans
[00:14.61] I reuse my toilet paper
[00:16.39] I've been going green
[00:18.13] She said I'm a gaslighter
[00:19.43] Babe, you don't even know what that means
[00:21.77] Damn this song is so ass
[00:23.23] It kinda makes me wanna eat it
[00:25.24] I call my penis Micheal Jackson
[00:27.04] All I wanna do is beat it
[00:28.74] My cat's going -
[00:30.69] I think I forgot to feed it
[00:32.20] Whenever I post on the 'gram
[00:34.09] The comments tell me to delete it
[00:35.67] I got hard, I got an erection
[00:37.66] I point a tourist in the wrong direction
[00:39.43] I rigged the 2020 election just 'cause I think Joe Biden is sexy
[00:43.15] Yeah he sexy
[00:43.95] I went pee pee in a bottle of Pepsi
[00:45.73] Oops, I missed, now I got messy
[00:47.47] Kick you in the balls, I'm feeling like Messi
[00:49.38] (That was so bad)
[00:50.01] I just robbed a Walmart
[00:51.75] Got a can of beans
[00:53.11] I just sat on a nail
[00:55.38] And I ripped my jeans
[00:57.17] I reuse my toilet paper
[00:58.98] I've been going green
[01:00.77] She said I'm a gaslighter
[01:02.04] Babe, you don't even know what that means
[01:03.70] Who the fuck just took my shoe?
[01:05.44] Why the fuck they leave?
[01:06.81] Why you leave, the one by itself
[01:09.12] And take the other one dawg
[01:10.73] I don't even know but I feel like a frog
[01:12.24] Hold up
[01:12.84] Bro just ate a hotdog
[01:13.82] AHAHAHAHA
[01:15.37] This nigga said -
[01:17.99] Bitch, I'm short, I'm not really tall
[01:19.76] But it don't matter 'cause I'm taller than a straw
[01:21.59] Niggas say I feel like a dog, feel like a zebra -
[01:25.78] Fuck it, I don't really care 'cause I came from nothing
[01:28.55] I've been on the block, baby, I was struggling
[01:30.09] Everybody know I sound like some fire -
[01:32.95] I just robbed a Walmart
[01:34.42] Got a can of beans
[01:36.13] I just sat on a nail
[01:37.99] And I ripped my jeans
[01:39.98] I reuse my toilet paper
[01:41.74] I've been going green
[01:43.46] She said I'm a gaslighter
[01:44.85] Babe, you don't even know what that means
[01:46.95] Yeah, uhm
[01:48.51] Please don't sue me for emotional damages as a result of this song
[01:59.97]