Mr. Sister Fister Nippletwister

I've got 99 problems and I'm looking for one more
A crazy little chick like your sister will do for sure
I only met her once and she's already like a parasite
Can't get her off of me even with a fist fight

Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister

I only had to mention once to her that I'm in a band
She said to me that she could really use a helping hand
She turned around and got on the floor with her bare ass
And from now on she only knows me as

Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister

Now I know a thing or two about your little sister
But no one knows what the hell is wrong with her
She used to be so young and sweet little child
When did she decide to grow up to be so wild

Hold your head up and let her walk her path
She can sell the old water from her bath
She doesn't need you to take care of her anymore
She's free to spread her legs down on my floor

And even more

I don't hear a word she says when she tries to flirt
Cause I see her nipples pierce through her shirt
She says no touching as she takes out her tit
Then I bob it, pull it, flick it and twist it

I don't think I've ever heard her say no
Even if I'm going in her up to my elbow
The bitch just keeps getting crazier
And that's when she calls me her

Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister

Now I know a thing or two about your little sister
But no one knows what the hell is wrong with her
She used to be so young and sweet little child
When did she decide to grow up to be so wild

Just a few years ago she was so innocent
But for guys like me, she became a heaven's descent
She grabbed my finger and asked what it can do
I told her I got ten of them too

And that's how I became

Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister
Mister Sister Fister Nippletwister