Fuck on the Beach

It's no secret that I like to drink
Sometimes I go a little far I think
Never know where I will wake up next
Or if I drunked texted my fucking ex

When I ran out of booze I'll get some more
Constantly running between fridge and the store
My nose is red and life is tough
But I still haven't gotten enough

You know what I want
Fuck on the beach
Pour me another one
Fuck on the beach
Get your bottoms up
Fuck on the beach
I feel like on the top
Fuck on the beach

Oh that hurts
I feel like I've been drinking bleach
Just one more
Fuck on the beach

I gotta get my kicks before they throw me out of the club again
Order a gallon of beer and maybe a shot or two or ten
Forget my jacket in the cloakroom as I head out of the door
Making my way swaying from left to right to the shore

You know what I want
Fuck on the beach
Pour me another one
Fuck on the beach
Get your bottoms up
Fuck on the beach
I feel like on the top
Fuck on the beach

Oh that hurts
I feel like I've been drinking bleach
Just one more
Fuck on the beach

Now I don't remember ever having a hangover
Cause my drinking is never over
I even downed a whole bottle of Jack
While recording vocals for this track

Where will the next drinking spree take me, only lord knows
Is this another case of waking up in Mexico in women's clothes
At least I lost my phone last week so I can't call my ex no more
But now I gotta head out as I'm still needed by the shore

You know what I want
Fuck on the beach
Pour me another one
Fuck on the beach
Get your bottoms up
Fuck on the beach
I feel like on the top
Fuck on the beach

Oh that hurts
I feel like I've been drinking bleach
Just one more
Fuck on the beach

Now pour me another one from the beach sands
Ah, I don't have time for your shaking hands
Give me the whole bottle you bitch
I need a fuck on the beach
Right now

Hey why's the world upside down?