Assholes - 2023 Remaster
๐ต 1316 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:28 duration
๐ ID: 13699816
๐ Lyrics
One, two, one two three four!
You can take your money
And put it in your asshole
You can take your condo
And put it in your bungalow
You can take your goddamn financial plans
And jerk yourself off
You can take your GMOs
Your NFL, your Superbowl
Yeah, you can take your CEOs
Giant head and tiny soul
And throw it in a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, throw it in a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
Do you believe in God?
Who do you think made the internet?
Another round of fraps for me and my bitches!
I'm not gonna tip you
I don't even know you!
You can take your credit card
And max it hard on living large
Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
And drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
Holiday, celebrate
Holiday, celebrate!
You can take your golf clubs, your white gloves, your tech job
Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
And drive into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, drive into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
In the end we're all alone
In the end we're all alone
You can take your money
And put it in your asshole
You can take your condo
And put it in your bungalow
You can take your goddamn financial plans
And jerk yourself off
You can take your GMOs
Your NFL, your Superbowl
Yeah, you can take your CEOs
Giant head and tiny soul
And throw it in a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, throw it in a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
Do you believe in God?
Who do you think made the internet?
Another round of fraps for me and my bitches!
I'm not gonna tip you
I don't even know you!
You can take your credit card
And max it hard on living large
Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
And drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
Holiday, celebrate
Holiday, celebrate!
You can take your golf clubs, your white gloves, your tech job
Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
And drive into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, drive into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
In the end we're all alone
In the end we're all alone
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.10] One, two, one two three four!
[00:03.94]
[00:11.60] You can take your money
[00:13.46] And put it in your asshole
[00:19.43] You can take your condo
[00:21.36] And put it in your bungalow
[00:27.32] You can take your goddamn financial plans
[00:30.25] And jerk yourself off
[00:35.05] You can take your GMOs
[00:36.98] Your NFL, your Superbowl
[00:39.08] Yeah, you can take your CEOs
[00:41.06] Giant head and tiny soul
[00:42.97] And throw it in a wormhole
[00:44.76] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[00:46.72] Yeah, throw it in a wormhole
[00:48.61] 'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
[00:51.21]
[00:59.55] Do you believe in God?
[01:00.64] Who do you think made the internet?
[01:07.18] Another round of fraps for me and my bitches!
[01:15.05] I'm not gonna tip you
[01:16.10] I don't even know you!
[01:22.62] You can take your credit card
[01:24.48] And max it hard on living large
[01:26.53] Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
[01:30.48] And drive it into a wormhole
[01:32.35] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[01:34.23] Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
[01:36.07] 'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
[01:43.17] Holiday, celebrate
[01:47.15] Holiday, celebrate!
[01:50.86] You can take your golf clubs, your white gloves, your tech job
[01:54.76] Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
[01:58.65] And drive into a wormhole
[02:01.06] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[02:02.62] Yeah, drive into a wormhole
[02:04.79] 'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
[02:06.53] Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
[02:08.65] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[02:10.44] Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
[02:12.58] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[02:16.73] In the end we're all alone
[02:20.72] In the end we're all alone
[02:25.24]
[00:03.94]
[00:11.60] You can take your money
[00:13.46] And put it in your asshole
[00:19.43] You can take your condo
[00:21.36] And put it in your bungalow
[00:27.32] You can take your goddamn financial plans
[00:30.25] And jerk yourself off
[00:35.05] You can take your GMOs
[00:36.98] Your NFL, your Superbowl
[00:39.08] Yeah, you can take your CEOs
[00:41.06] Giant head and tiny soul
[00:42.97] And throw it in a wormhole
[00:44.76] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[00:46.72] Yeah, throw it in a wormhole
[00:48.61] 'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
[00:51.21]
[00:59.55] Do you believe in God?
[01:00.64] Who do you think made the internet?
[01:07.18] Another round of fraps for me and my bitches!
[01:15.05] I'm not gonna tip you
[01:16.10] I don't even know you!
[01:22.62] You can take your credit card
[01:24.48] And max it hard on living large
[01:26.53] Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
[01:30.48] And drive it into a wormhole
[01:32.35] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[01:34.23] Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
[01:36.07] 'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
[01:43.17] Holiday, celebrate
[01:47.15] Holiday, celebrate!
[01:50.86] You can take your golf clubs, your white gloves, your tech job
[01:54.76] Yeah, you can take your asshole and put it in your new car
[01:58.65] And drive into a wormhole
[02:01.06] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[02:02.62] Yeah, drive into a wormhole
[02:04.79] 'Cause in the end we're all alone (ahh!)
[02:06.53] Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
[02:08.65] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[02:10.44] Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
[02:12.58] 'Cause in the end we're all alone
[02:16.73] In the end we're all alone
[02:20.72] In the end we're all alone
[02:25.24]