16 Tons

I pulled her pants right down, and what did I get?
A whiff of peed cod, and some underwear sweat
My knees started buckling,
my bladder lost control,
but my dick stood up like a telephone pole ...
She weighted 16 tons, tits like a house
Her armpit hairs held a trap for a mouse
The crabs in her beaver were eighty years old
The cheese on her snapper was beginning to mold ...
I pumped her 16 times, and what does she got?
Fifty orgasms and a stretched-out twat
Say: "Peter, don't you call me, cause I can't go"
My dick's still stuck in the bitch's ass-hole! ...