Ain't No Pussy

Ain't no pussy when she's gone
Use my hand when she's away
And when my dick don't get no service
My dog get really nervous, every time she goes away
Ain't no beaver till she's back
I wrap my dick in my dickmat
I shared my burger with my boss
He said he loved the secret sauce, every time she goes away
And I'll jerk, I'll jerk, I'll jerk,
I'll jerk, I'll jerk, I'll jerk, I'll jerk, I'll jerk
I can't leave the little thing alone
Ain't no pussy when she's gone