All Kinds of Kinds

[00:26.57] Elsa was an acrobat
[00:28.55] Who went and fell in love with that
[00:30.85] Horatio, the human cannonball
[00:35.31] A wedding beneath the big top tent
[00:37.56] With barkers, clowns, and elephants
[00:39.71] Sideshow and the oddities and all
[00:44.28] The dogface boy
[00:46.66] Howled out with joy
[00:48.28] As the tattooed lady was cryin'
[00:52.65] Ever since the beginning
[00:55.38] To keep the world spinning
[00:57.12] It takes all kinds of kinds
[01:02.46] Thomas was a congressman
[01:04.57] Whose closet's full of skeletons
[01:06.62] And dresses that he wore on Friday nights
[01:11.25] Phyllis was a pharmacist
[01:13.45] A dap of that a pinch of this
[01:15.93] Concocted to suppress her appetite
[01:19.79] When the children were fiddlin'
[01:22.24] She'd slip them some Ritalin
[01:24.39] And wait for Thomasina to arrive
[01:28.52] 'Cause ever since the beginning
[01:31.05] To keep the world spinning
[01:33.19] It takes all kinds of kinds (All kinds of kinds)
[01:38.45] All kinds of kinds
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[01:58.43] When I play this old guitar
[02:01.64] At children's shows to smoky bars
[02:03.38] I take a break and think about the past
[02:07.46] When I stood up in geometry
[02:09.85] And everybody stared at me
[02:12.37] And I tossed my test into the trash
[02:16.53] I scratched off my number
[02:18.82] While hitching out under
[02:21.02] That Bushly population sign
[02:25.44] Ever since the beginning
[02:28.06] To keep the world spinning
[02:30.02] It takes all kinds of kinds
[02:35.33] But some point the finger
[02:37.23] Let ignorance linger
[02:39.62] If they'd look in a mirror they'd find
[02:45.97] That ever since the beginning
[02:48.63] To keep the world spinning
[02:50.63] It takes all kinds of kinds (All kinds of kinds)
[02:55.73] All kinds of kinds (All kinds of kinds)
[03:00.69] All kinds of kinds
[03:09.15] Yeah yeah
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[03:22.79] Oh yeah
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