The Arab People Song

[00:00.75] And now for more stereotypes that are obviously not true
[00:05.46] We don't like tennis shoes, we wear sandals
[00:08.27] And yeah, we have sex with goats and ride camels
[00:10.85] I live in a desert in Abudabi
[00:12.66] So I squat behind a cactus when I have to potty
[00:15.52] Roll your tongue on the Rs
[00:17.70] Whoops, drop the bomb
[00:18.74] Allahu akhbar
[00:20.85] I play the flute and snakes come out a jars
[00:22.34] I called a flight, plane didnt get far
[00:24.78] And you might not believe it man
[00:27.43] But during the winter I ski in sand
[00:29.42] And the TSA was like, man
[00:31.44] How did you get out of Iraq?
[00:32.90] I ran, damn
[00:34.98] (Watch out, watch out)
[00:37.87] Rashid's got a bomb
[00:39.43] (Watch out, watch out)
[00:42.33] Abdul Jabbar got a bomb
[00:44.62] (Watch out, watch out)
[00:47.11] Amir's got a bomb
[00:48.99] (Watch out, watch out)
[00:51.81] Malcolm X got a bomb
[00:53.93] I'm a billionaire, check my Equifax
[00:55.57] Always wearing turbans and beshi hats
[00:58.05] An Arabian day in the life
[01:00.62] See, I have ten leashes
[01:01.52] One for each wife
[01:02.98] And I have 10 bombs, one for each flight
[01:05.60] That I put my wives on
[01:06.60] They speak without permission then
[01:07.93] Mommy look, there's a plane in the air
[01:10.06] I swear, it was just there
[01:12.77] We're all Muslim, salaam
[01:14.79] And we all live in a cave, Saddam
[01:16.62] We all eat lots of hummus, yum
[01:19.28] My first website was thebomb.com
[01:22.28] And you might not believe it man
[01:24.66] But during the winter I ski in sand
[01:26.83] And the TSA was like, man
[01:29.23] How did you get out of Iraq?
[01:30.84] I ran, damn
[01:32.37] Watch out, watch out
[01:35.25] Hussein got a bomb
[01:37.49] Watch out, watch out
[01:39.98] Ramir Ashid got a bomb
[01:42.03] Watch out, watch out
[01:45.16] Obama got a bomb
[01:47.10] Watch out, watch out
[01:49.57] Osama Bin Laden got a bomb
[01:51.48] Well, not anymore
[01:54.21] Don't touch my hat, it's sacred
[01:56.17] I can make all my wives get naked
[01:58.40] I have a phobia, I'm afraid of bacon
[02:01.15] We need RPG, I can make it
[02:02.94] We own mini marts and gas stations
[02:05.95] But people buy beer to get wasted
[02:08.37] 9/11 victims, I take my
[02:10.17] Woah, woah, woah
[02:11.15] Dude, you don't- no
[02:11.77] We don't say that
[02:12.67] Wasted like 9/11 victims?
[02:14.28] Fuck no, we don't say that shit in America!
[02:16.14] You might say that shit over in,
[02:17.73] Lebanon, Afghanistan, wherever the fuck you're from
[02:19.68] But in America?
[02:20.76] You'll get your ass killed out here, boy!
[02:22.32] I'm sorry
[02:23.37] Take that shit out the lyrics!
[02:24.22] Right now, before I shove a cactus up your sandy ass
[02:25.96] Right now, I ain't playin'!
[02:28.10] Shit
[02:29.57] I'm erasing it, I erased it
[02:31.83] Throw the damn falafel in the trash and focus
[02:34.97] It's gone, sir
[02:36.56] I'm sorry
[02:37.81] Cue the goddamn music
[02:40.20] As the world waits for my plans to unfoil
[02:42.33] During spring I jetski on oil
[02:43.82] And I bombed all sorts of different places
[02:46.97] And the TSA is the most racist
[02:48.92] They be like
[02:50.33] Watch out, watch out
[02:52.54] Rashid's got a bomb
[02:55.13] Watch out, watch out
[02:56.99] Abdul Jabbar got a bomb
[02:59.09] Watch out, watch out
[03:02.09] Amir's got a bomb
[03:04.06] Watch out, watch out
[03:06.26] Malcolm X got a bomb
[03:08.83] Watch out, watch out
[03:11.94] Hussein got a bomb
[03:14.14] Watch out, watch out
[03:16.82] Ramir Ashid got a bomb
[03:18.67] Watch out, watch out
[03:20.98] Obama got a bomb
[03:23.80] Watch out, watch out
[03:25.94] Osama bin Laden got a bomb
[03:28.30] Well, not anymore
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