My Strongest Suit

[00:00.57] In life
[00:02.66] One has to face a huge assortment
[00:06.16] Of nauseating fads and good advice
[00:11.32] There's health and fitness
[00:13.67] Diet and deportment
[00:16.13] And other pointless forms of sacrifice
[00:21.40] Conversation? Wit?
[00:23.74] I am a doubter
[00:27.32] Manners? Charm?
[00:29.27] They're no way to impress
[00:32.90] So forget the inner me
[00:36.00] Observe the outer
[00:40.12] I am what I wear
[00:44.33] And how I dress
[00:51.93] Oh, now I believe in looking
[00:55.81] Like my time on Earth is cooking
[00:59.29] Whether polka-dotted
[01:01.57] Striped or even checked
[01:06.26] With some glamour guaranteeing
[01:10.05] Every fiber of my being
[01:13.71] Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
[01:20.38] From your cradle via trousseau
[01:24.02] To your deathbed, you're on view
[01:26.63] So, never compromise
[01:29.55] Accept no substitutes
[01:34.25] I would rather wear a barrel
[01:37.81] Than conservative apparel
[01:41.26] For dress has always been
[01:44.78] My strongest suit
[01:46.64] Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
[01:49.56] Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (I'm what I wear)
[01:53.45] Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (I said anytime)
[01:56.39] Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (Anywhere)
[01:58.12] So bring me all my finest (Finest)
[02:01.06] Most audacious
[02:02.68] My divinest (Divinest)
[02:03.96] Most revealing
[02:05.76] Most expensive and to boot (Most
[02:08.01] Revealing, most expensive, most arresting)
[02:10.97] Most arresting (Most heart-stopping)
[02:14.03] Most heart-stopping
[02:15.90] Most free-flowing (Overwear)
[02:17.47] Most eye-popping (Underwear)
[02:19.06] Most arresting (Anytime)
[02:20.52] Most heart-stopping, yeah
[02:22.61] Dress has always been
[02:24.56] My strongest suit
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