The Tendieman

There once was a stock that put to sea
The name of the stock was GME
The price blew up and the shorts dipped down
Hold, my bully boys, hold

Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the Sun
One day when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go

She had not been two weeks from shore
When Ryan Cohen joined the board
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take his shares and hold

Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the Sun
One day when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go

Before the news had hit the market
Wall Street bets came up and bought it
With diamond hands they knew they'd profit
If they could only hold

Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the Sun
One day when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go

No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed
The captain's mind was not on greed
But he belonged to the autist's creed
He took the risk to hold

Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the Sun
One day when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go

For 40 days, or even more
The stock went up, then down once more
All gains were lost it was looking poor
But still those traders did hold

Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the Sun
One day when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go

As far as I've heard, the fight's still on
The shorts not squeezed and the gains not won
The Tendieman makes his regular call
To encourage the captain, crew and all

Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the Sun
One day when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go

Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the Sun
One day when the trading is done
We'll take our gains and go