For Safety

[00:00.46] I walk up
[00:02.23] The door opens
[00:03.46] And I go
[00:04.52] Hi, I'm Tom
[00:06.35] She goes
[00:07.25] I'm Rachael, what
[00:09.08] And she goes, I'm Rachael
[00:10.87] From the hit television show friends
[00:14.96] We're in her doorway
[00:16.77] And she's just lookin at me and I was like
[00:19.27] Yeah
[00:20.52] And she goes
[00:21.61] Do you know Ross
[00:22.85] And I go, he's your brother
[00:25.14] Not everybody knows that
[00:26.98] And I'm like
[00:27.55] I don't know what the hell is going on
[00:29.59] So, I'm like, yeah
[00:31.62] I'm familiar with Chandler
[00:33.89] And she goes oh you know him
[00:35.33] And I go yeah
[00:38.18] She starts to turn down the hallway
[00:41.25] And she goes, do you know Phoebe
[00:43.63] And I go yup
[00:45.67] Phoebe, from the show Friends
[00:48.67] And she goes
[00:49.65] That's actually played by an actress named Lisa Kudrow
[00:52.86] And I go what the fuck are you doing
[00:55.16] I'm scared now
[00:57.05] I'm scared now
[00:59.06] You should get outta here
[01:00.32] What the hell is going on
[01:01.59] And she turns back to me and she goes
[01:03.33] It's called acting
[01:05.26] It's called acting
[01:06.84] I just made that whole story up
[01:08.38] You're a cunt
[01:09.94] You're such a cunt
[01:11.72] You're such a cunt
[01:13.14] Hey Jen it's Bert Kreischer
[01:15.40] See you soon
[01:17.28] See you soon
[01:19.17] See you soon
[01:20.92] Can she bring a dude
[01:22.73] For safety
[01:24.62] For safety, for safety, for safety
[01:28.21] We're dangerous
[01:29.99] You should protect yourself
[01:32.01] We're dangerous
[01:33.63] You should protect yourself
[01:35.97] Oh
[01:37.75] Oh
[01:38.72] Oh for safety
[01:41.32] For safety
[01:43.38] Oohhhh
[01:46.89] For safety
[01:48.70] For safety
[01:50.73] Ahh
[01:52.66] Ahh
[01:54.46] Oh fuck
[01:56.39] Oh fuck me
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