I Don't Wanna Be A Homosexual
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๐ Lyrics
(Dialogue from "Female Trouble," between Edith Massey and Michael Potter)
Aunt Ida Nelson: "Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?"
Gator: "Oh, pretty nice."
Aunt Ida: "I mean any nice queer boys. Did you fool with any of them?
Gator: "Aunt Ida, you know I dig women."
Aunt Ida: "Aw, don't tell me that."
Gator: "Christ, let's not go through this again."
Aunt Ida: "All those beauticans, and you don't have any boy dates?"
Gator: "I don't want any boy dates."
Aunt Ida: "Oh honey, I'd be so happy if you turned nally."
Gator: "Hey, no way. I'm straight. I mean I like a lot of queers, but I don't dig their equipment, y'know? I like women."
Aunt Ida: "But you can change. Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag, and had a nice beautician boyfriend. I'd never have to worry."
Gator: "There ain't nothing to worry about."
Aunt Ida: "I'm worried that you'll work in an office, get married, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life."
Gator: "Sometimes I think you're fucking crazy. I'm real happy just the way I am."
People are telling me that I'm missing out on the fun.
' Cause I don't go anywhere, and I don't meet anyone.
But I know how rumors fly.
When you're a lonely guy.
And I'm here to tell you it's a lie.
There's stange things going on at night most everywhere.
You know those places, well you'll never see me there.
I walk by other men.
And I don't notice them.
But then those rumors start again.
So I'm gonna tell the world.
I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
I'm gonna find a girl.
'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
I guess that it's okay.
If other guys are gay.
But my hormones are one-directional.
And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
Somebody tell me what I did to start this talk.
Is it the way I look? Is it the way I walk?
Is it the clothes I wear,
that make the people stare?
Is it the way I comb my hair?
I'm only hoping maybe there will come a day
When I can make them understand that I'm not gay.
But 'till that day is near,
Iguess I'll live in fear.
And I curse the day I pierce my ear.
There's nothing wrong with me.
I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
Know what I want to be.
And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
Soft boys and closet queens,
think Judy Garland's keen.
But I don't think she's nothing special.
And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
(instrumental break)
So now I'm wondering if maybe they're not right.
'Cause I've gone all paranoid and I can't sleep at night.
I went to see the shrink.
What did the doctor think?
I swear to god I saw him wink.
I pray to God I'm wrong
I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
Why did I write this song
If I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual?
I hope it's not too late,
for them to set me straight.
I've got to see a real professional.
'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual, no!
No no no no. No no no no no no no.
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
(repaeated in background)
I don't wanna go with guys named Shamus.
I don't wanna be rich and famous.
I don't wanna go to a French art festival
and I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
Aunt Ida Nelson: "Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?"
Gator: "Oh, pretty nice."
Aunt Ida: "I mean any nice queer boys. Did you fool with any of them?
Gator: "Aunt Ida, you know I dig women."
Aunt Ida: "Aw, don't tell me that."
Gator: "Christ, let's not go through this again."
Aunt Ida: "All those beauticans, and you don't have any boy dates?"
Gator: "I don't want any boy dates."
Aunt Ida: "Oh honey, I'd be so happy if you turned nally."
Gator: "Hey, no way. I'm straight. I mean I like a lot of queers, but I don't dig their equipment, y'know? I like women."
Aunt Ida: "But you can change. Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag, and had a nice beautician boyfriend. I'd never have to worry."
Gator: "There ain't nothing to worry about."
Aunt Ida: "I'm worried that you'll work in an office, get married, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life."
Gator: "Sometimes I think you're fucking crazy. I'm real happy just the way I am."
People are telling me that I'm missing out on the fun.
' Cause I don't go anywhere, and I don't meet anyone.
But I know how rumors fly.
When you're a lonely guy.
And I'm here to tell you it's a lie.
There's stange things going on at night most everywhere.
You know those places, well you'll never see me there.
I walk by other men.
And I don't notice them.
But then those rumors start again.
So I'm gonna tell the world.
I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
I'm gonna find a girl.
'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
I guess that it's okay.
If other guys are gay.
But my hormones are one-directional.
And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
Somebody tell me what I did to start this talk.
Is it the way I look? Is it the way I walk?
Is it the clothes I wear,
that make the people stare?
Is it the way I comb my hair?
I'm only hoping maybe there will come a day
When I can make them understand that I'm not gay.
But 'till that day is near,
Iguess I'll live in fear.
And I curse the day I pierce my ear.
There's nothing wrong with me.
I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
Know what I want to be.
And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
Soft boys and closet queens,
think Judy Garland's keen.
But I don't think she's nothing special.
And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
(instrumental break)
So now I'm wondering if maybe they're not right.
'Cause I've gone all paranoid and I can't sleep at night.
I went to see the shrink.
What did the doctor think?
I swear to god I saw him wink.
I pray to God I'm wrong
I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
Why did I write this song
If I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual?
I hope it's not too late,
for them to set me straight.
I've got to see a real professional.
'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual, no!
No no no no. No no no no no no no.
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
(repaeated in background)
I don't wanna go with guys named Shamus.
I don't wanna be rich and famous.
I don't wanna go to a French art festival
and I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.51] (Dialogue from "Female Trouble," between Edith Massey and Michael Potter)
[00:01.46] Aunt Ida Nelson: "Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?"
[00:03.28] Gator: "Oh, pretty nice."
[00:04.16] Aunt Ida: "I mean any nice queer boys. Did you fool with any of them?
[00:07.85] Gator: "Aunt Ida, you know I dig women."
[00:09.63] Aunt Ida: "Aw, don't tell me that."
[00:11.54] Gator: "Christ, let's not go through this again."
[00:14.50] Aunt Ida: "All those beauticans, and you don't have any boy dates?"
[00:17.29] Gator: "I don't want any boy dates."
[00:19.14] Aunt Ida: "Oh honey, I'd be so happy if you turned nally."
[00:22.09] Gator: "Hey, no way. I'm straight. I mean I like a lot of queers, but I don't dig their equipment, y'know? I like women."
[00:27.73] Aunt Ida: "But you can change. Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag, and had a nice beautician boyfriend. I'd never have to worry."
[00:39.58] Gator: "There ain't nothing to worry about."
[00:41.41] Aunt Ida: "I'm worried that you'll work in an office, get married, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life."
[00:53.26] Gator: "Sometimes I think you're fucking crazy. I'm real happy just the way I am."
[00:57.85] People are telling me that I'm missing out on the fun.
[01:13.46] ' Cause I don't go anywhere, and I don't meet anyone.
[01:17.92] But I know how rumors fly.
[01:20.75] When you're a lonely guy.
[01:23.53] And I'm here to tell you it's a lie.
[01:28.22] There's stange things going on at night most everywhere.
[01:32.94] You know those places, well you'll never see me there.
[01:38.40] I walk by other men.
[01:40.20] And I don't notice them.
[01:41.41] But then those rumors start again.
[01:47.82] So I'm gonna tell the world.
[01:49.93] I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[01:52.99] I'm gonna find a girl.
[01:54.78] 'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[01:57.57] I guess that it's okay.
[01:59.65] If other guys are gay.
[02:02.60] But my hormones are one-directional.
[02:04.53] And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[02:17.35] Somebody tell me what I did to start this talk.
[02:21.96] Is it the way I look? Is it the way I walk?
[02:27.49] Is it the clothes I wear,
[02:29.28] that make the people stare?
[02:32.00] Is it the way I comb my hair?
[02:36.69] I'm only hoping maybe there will come a day
[02:42.26] When I can make them understand that I'm not gay.
[02:46.84] But 'till that day is near,
[02:49.59] Iguess I'll live in fear.
[02:51.49] And I curse the day I pierce my ear.
[02:55.13] There's nothing wrong with me.
[02:58.10] I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[03:01.96] Know what I want to be.
[03:03.79] And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[03:06.47] Soft boys and closet queens,
[03:08.39] think Judy Garland's keen.
[03:11.24] But I don't think she's nothing special.
[03:13.00] And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[03:15.81] (instrumental break)
[03:25.39] So now I'm wondering if maybe they're not right.
[03:30.01] 'Cause I've gone all paranoid and I can't sleep at night.
[03:34.62] I went to see the shrink.
[03:37.30] What did the doctor think?
[03:40.13] I swear to god I saw him wink.
[03:44.75] I pray to God I'm wrong
[03:46.50] I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[03:49.72] Why did I write this song
[03:51.72] If I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual?
[03:54.45] I hope it's not too late,
[03:56.42] for them to set me straight.
[03:59.46] I've got to see a real professional.
[04:01.30] 'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual, no!
[04:06.99] No no no no. No no no no no no no.
[04:14.15] I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
[04:16.08] I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[04:18.99] (repaeated in background)
[04:25.35] I don't wanna go with guys named Shamus.
[04:26.24] I don't wanna be rich and famous.
[04:29.04] I don't wanna go to a French art festival
[04:30.84] and I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[05:00.84]
[00:01.46] Aunt Ida Nelson: "Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?"
[00:03.28] Gator: "Oh, pretty nice."
[00:04.16] Aunt Ida: "I mean any nice queer boys. Did you fool with any of them?
[00:07.85] Gator: "Aunt Ida, you know I dig women."
[00:09.63] Aunt Ida: "Aw, don't tell me that."
[00:11.54] Gator: "Christ, let's not go through this again."
[00:14.50] Aunt Ida: "All those beauticans, and you don't have any boy dates?"
[00:17.29] Gator: "I don't want any boy dates."
[00:19.14] Aunt Ida: "Oh honey, I'd be so happy if you turned nally."
[00:22.09] Gator: "Hey, no way. I'm straight. I mean I like a lot of queers, but I don't dig their equipment, y'know? I like women."
[00:27.73] Aunt Ida: "But you can change. Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag, and had a nice beautician boyfriend. I'd never have to worry."
[00:39.58] Gator: "There ain't nothing to worry about."
[00:41.41] Aunt Ida: "I'm worried that you'll work in an office, get married, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life."
[00:53.26] Gator: "Sometimes I think you're fucking crazy. I'm real happy just the way I am."
[00:57.85] People are telling me that I'm missing out on the fun.
[01:13.46] ' Cause I don't go anywhere, and I don't meet anyone.
[01:17.92] But I know how rumors fly.
[01:20.75] When you're a lonely guy.
[01:23.53] And I'm here to tell you it's a lie.
[01:28.22] There's stange things going on at night most everywhere.
[01:32.94] You know those places, well you'll never see me there.
[01:38.40] I walk by other men.
[01:40.20] And I don't notice them.
[01:41.41] But then those rumors start again.
[01:47.82] So I'm gonna tell the world.
[01:49.93] I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[01:52.99] I'm gonna find a girl.
[01:54.78] 'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[01:57.57] I guess that it's okay.
[01:59.65] If other guys are gay.
[02:02.60] But my hormones are one-directional.
[02:04.53] And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[02:17.35] Somebody tell me what I did to start this talk.
[02:21.96] Is it the way I look? Is it the way I walk?
[02:27.49] Is it the clothes I wear,
[02:29.28] that make the people stare?
[02:32.00] Is it the way I comb my hair?
[02:36.69] I'm only hoping maybe there will come a day
[02:42.26] When I can make them understand that I'm not gay.
[02:46.84] But 'till that day is near,
[02:49.59] Iguess I'll live in fear.
[02:51.49] And I curse the day I pierce my ear.
[02:55.13] There's nothing wrong with me.
[02:58.10] I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[03:01.96] Know what I want to be.
[03:03.79] And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[03:06.47] Soft boys and closet queens,
[03:08.39] think Judy Garland's keen.
[03:11.24] But I don't think she's nothing special.
[03:13.00] And I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[03:15.81] (instrumental break)
[03:25.39] So now I'm wondering if maybe they're not right.
[03:30.01] 'Cause I've gone all paranoid and I can't sleep at night.
[03:34.62] I went to see the shrink.
[03:37.30] What did the doctor think?
[03:40.13] I swear to god I saw him wink.
[03:44.75] I pray to God I'm wrong
[03:46.50] I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[03:49.72] Why did I write this song
[03:51.72] If I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual?
[03:54.45] I hope it's not too late,
[03:56.42] for them to set me straight.
[03:59.46] I've got to see a real professional.
[04:01.30] 'Cause I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual, no!
[04:06.99] No no no no. No no no no no no no.
[04:14.15] I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be
[04:16.08] I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[04:18.99] (repaeated in background)
[04:25.35] I don't wanna go with guys named Shamus.
[04:26.24] I don't wanna be rich and famous.
[04:29.04] I don't wanna go to a French art festival
[04:30.84] and I Don't Wanna Be a Homosexual.
[05:00.84]