I Hate My Frickin ISP

[00:16.23] The reason that I signed up
[00:18.93] Is the reason that I hate it
[00:23.35] I know she's made her mind up
[00:27.10] I just don't know how she's made it
[00:31.21] And my dial-up screen has locked me
[00:35.04] Into a touch tone tune monotony
[00:39.40] Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out
[00:43.14] And I wait
[00:45.22] And I wait
[00:47.57] And I hate my frickin isp
[00:51.61] He ain't got go bandwidth left for me
[00:55.43] And I'll never get back
[00:57.42] Never get back the time that I waste
[01:01.43] That's what I hate
[01:04.31] My job's so hard to swallow
[01:07.85] But it's got me by the collar
[01:11.78] In some motel 6 squalor
[01:15.90] Where every local call's a dollar
[01:20.08] I got no time left to jack off
[01:23.78] I got a deadline that won't back off
[01:27.75] I'm about to chew my own leg off
[01:31.64] Cause it's so late
[01:33.99] And I'm late
[01:36.24] And I hate my frickin isp
[01:40.01] I get bumped for inactivity
[01:44.09] And I'll never get back
[01:46.15] Never get back the time that I waste
[01:49.92] That's what I hate
[02:09.12] It rained cd roms that gave me
[02:11.45] Twenty hours free
[02:12.99] I let my service provider
[02:14.84] Make a junky outta me
[02:16.88] And then he cut me off
[02:18.35] From my online community
[02:21.14] And now I hate, I hate it
[02:23.39] I hate I hate I hate I hate
[02:26.00] I hate my frickin isp
[02:29.05] His domain name lookup takes eternity
[02:34.34] Etc...
[02:59.11] Na na na na na
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