Chowchilla

We're stuck in the mud
And we can't get the car out
We're stuck in the mud
Twenty people pushing but

We can't get the tires to grip on the backroads road
In a hick town going down
Another fucked up EFS roadtrip

Now we're in a hotel
Watching country music TV
Now we're in a hotel
Twenty people sleeping on top of me

We're stuck in Chowchilla
Tow truck won't tow the car
We're stuck in Chowchilla
Thieves used a crowbar

To pry open the trunk
They took sluggo's shoes and all my junk
They stole our money, stole our beer
And that's why we're still here

We're stuck in the mud
On Superbowl Sunday
We're stuck in the mud
And it's my birthday