Inanity Over Christmas - 2010 Digital Remaster

Hello, everyone out there
This is Carl and the rest of Madness
We'd just like to bring you a bit of Christmas cheer
Please remember to keep a smile on your face 'til the New Year

Hello, this is Woody
And we've got a little song for y'all
Merry Christmas
One, two, three, four
Hiya, Merry Christmas everyone, Mark here
I'm gonna play a bit of bass for you now

Hello, this is Chris, Happy Christmas
Hi, Lee Kix here, filling your stocking
I play sax
But also, I sing at the same time
Baffling, eh?

Well, it's jingling bells, it's Christmastime
Santa fetches his sack
Snowdrop glitter falls from the skies
To settle upon each and every one's back

Chimney sweeps take to the streets in the ongoing situation
Pages freeze upon your pension book
And up flies the flag of inflation
And all this time, I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack
On this coldest year since brrr, up above upon a reindeer's back
Bu-bu-bu-bu-bum

Stop off at the Rock of Gibraltar, tea under the mrrrr of Malta
Wrap up warmer in Warsaw
Cruise over the flats of Alaska

And all this time, I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack
On this coldest year since, brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back
Bu-bu-bu-bu-bum

I hope you enjoyed this song so far
This is Suggs, and now I am going to take it away
Okay, lads, let's close it together

And all this time, I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack
On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back
Bu-bu-bu-bu-bum
Okay, quiet everybody
This should go on here
Er, help me with those baggy over there

You'll never take me alive, Copper
Look, reindeer, don't be silly, just come on down
I'm gonna get that conny to ma
Don't waste anymore, sit down, this is holding the pace up
Shove it, Copper, I stick a grapefruit in your face
You what? You're out of a bloody job now come on down again
Nothing's going to stop us singing, Copper
Even if I have gotta come down and tell you myself
And stick it in your face

I'm gonna send in the troops if you don't come down
We're gonna keep singing in every home in the nation
Do whatever you want to do
You stupid flatfoot (What? That's it), you'll never take me alive
I'm on top of the world, boy (up above the chimney stack)
Top of the world, boy (by the chimney)

The stick is on, yeah
Chris, quiet down over there, will you?
I'm tryna get a message across, you know?
I'm gonna change the world overnight, yeah
Yeah, oh, yeah
Yeah, okay
Thank you
Thank you