The Birthday Song
๐ต 739 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:28 duration
๐ ID: 13869416
๐ Lyrics
Today's the day That your mom's vag was on display Your
fat fuck-face slipped out And I wish you would have stayed '
Cause it's just your birthday Why do we even celebrate?
Screw your dinner party I'll just stay home and masturbate I went to
CVS and bought the first card I saw It said congrats on that Torah
reading Fucking mazel tov I could've tried to get a reasonable
gift But you don't deserve it And I don't really give a shit I didn't
respond to the first RSVP Take a hint you
dumb broad And please stop reminding me '
Cause we don't care that it's your birthday Don't you see?
So stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed You're not a
child anymore You blew those candles like
a whore I don't care that it's your birthday
fat fuck-face slipped out And I wish you would have stayed '
Cause it's just your birthday Why do we even celebrate?
Screw your dinner party I'll just stay home and masturbate I went to
CVS and bought the first card I saw It said congrats on that Torah
reading Fucking mazel tov I could've tried to get a reasonable
gift But you don't deserve it And I don't really give a shit I didn't
respond to the first RSVP Take a hint you
dumb broad And please stop reminding me '
Cause we don't care that it's your birthday Don't you see?
So stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed You're not a
child anymore You blew those candles like
a whore I don't care that it's your birthday
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.88] Today's the day That your mom's vag was on display Your
[00:15.76] Fat fuck-face slipped out And I wish you would have stayed '
[00:20.33] Cause it's just your birthday Why do we even celebrate?
[00:26.44] Screw your dinner party I'll just stay home and masturbate I went to
[00:32.65] CVS and bought the first card I saw It said congrats on that Torah
[00:39.67] Reading Fucking mazel tov I could've tried to get a reasonable
[00:46.05] Gift But you don't deserve it And I don't really give a shit I didn't
[00:54.19] Respond to the first RSVP Take a hint you
[01:00.08] Dumb broad And please stop reminding me '
[01:04.14] Cause we don't care that it's your birthday Don't you see?
[01:08.87] So stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed You're not a
[01:14.40] Child anymore You blew those candles like
[01:19.58] A whore I don't care that it's your birthday
[01:24.08]
[00:15.76] Fat fuck-face slipped out And I wish you would have stayed '
[00:20.33] Cause it's just your birthday Why do we even celebrate?
[00:26.44] Screw your dinner party I'll just stay home and masturbate I went to
[00:32.65] CVS and bought the first card I saw It said congrats on that Torah
[00:39.67] Reading Fucking mazel tov I could've tried to get a reasonable
[00:46.05] Gift But you don't deserve it And I don't really give a shit I didn't
[00:54.19] Respond to the first RSVP Take a hint you
[01:00.08] Dumb broad And please stop reminding me '
[01:04.14] Cause we don't care that it's your birthday Don't you see?
[01:08.87] So stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed You're not a
[01:14.40] Child anymore You blew those candles like
[01:19.58] A whore I don't care that it's your birthday
[01:24.08]