Getting Married Today
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Bless this day
Pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day
Today is for Amy
Amy, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Today is for Amy
My happily soon-to-be wife
Pardon me, is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there
I want to thank you all
For coming to the wedding
I'd appreciate your going even more
I mean, you must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of it to Paul
Remember Paul? You know, the man I'm going to marry
But I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anyone
As wonderful as he is
Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all, now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart sinks down
And feels dead
This dreadful day
Honey, I can't find my cuff links
They're on the dresser
Right next to my suicide note...
Listen everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding. What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I've ever heard
And which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize
He's saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should
Thanks a bunch, but I'm not getting married
Go have lunch, 'cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand, but I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
Go! Can't you go?
Why is nobody listening?
Goodbye! Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick, for a kick
You could pick up a christening
But please, on my knees
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you?
It isn't only Paul who may be ruining his life
You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it, and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
I'm not well, so I'm not getting married
You've been swell, but I'm not getting married
Thank you all, but I'm not getting married
Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain
(Today is for Amy)
Go! Can't you go?
Look, you know I adore you all (Amy I give you the rest of my life)
But why watch me die
Like Eliza on the ice?
(To cherish and to keep you)
Look, perhaps I'll collapse
In the apse right before you all
(To honour you forever)
So take back the cake
Burn the shoes and boil the rice!
(Today is for Amy)
Look, I didn't want to have to tell to you
But I may be coming down with hepatitis, and I think I'm gonna faint
So if you want to see me faint, I'll do it happily
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral?
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
Thirty-seven butter knives
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candle holders
(One more thing...)
I am not getting married
(Amen!)
(Softly said...)
See, I'm not getting married
(Amen!)
(With this ring...)
But, I'm not getting married!
(Amen!)
(I thee wed)
Still, I'm not getting married!
(Amen!)
(Let us pray that we are getting married)
Let us pray that we're not getting married
Today!
Pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day
Today is for Amy
Amy, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Today is for Amy
My happily soon-to-be wife
Pardon me, is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there
I want to thank you all
For coming to the wedding
I'd appreciate your going even more
I mean, you must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of it to Paul
Remember Paul? You know, the man I'm going to marry
But I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anyone
As wonderful as he is
Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all, now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart sinks down
And feels dead
This dreadful day
Honey, I can't find my cuff links
They're on the dresser
Right next to my suicide note...
Listen everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding. What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I've ever heard
And which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize
He's saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should
Thanks a bunch, but I'm not getting married
Go have lunch, 'cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand, but I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
Go! Can't you go?
Why is nobody listening?
Goodbye! Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick, for a kick
You could pick up a christening
But please, on my knees
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you?
It isn't only Paul who may be ruining his life
You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it, and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
I'm not well, so I'm not getting married
You've been swell, but I'm not getting married
Thank you all, but I'm not getting married
Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain
(Today is for Amy)
Go! Can't you go?
Look, you know I adore you all (Amy I give you the rest of my life)
But why watch me die
Like Eliza on the ice?
(To cherish and to keep you)
Look, perhaps I'll collapse
In the apse right before you all
(To honour you forever)
So take back the cake
Burn the shoes and boil the rice!
(Today is for Amy)
Look, I didn't want to have to tell to you
But I may be coming down with hepatitis, and I think I'm gonna faint
So if you want to see me faint, I'll do it happily
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral?
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
Thirty-seven butter knives
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candle holders
(One more thing...)
I am not getting married
(Amen!)
(Softly said...)
See, I'm not getting married
(Amen!)
(With this ring...)
But, I'm not getting married!
(Amen!)
(I thee wed)
Still, I'm not getting married!
(Amen!)
(Let us pray that we are getting married)
Let us pray that we're not getting married
Today!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.14] Bless this day
[00:06.76] Pinnacle of life
[00:09.29] Husband joined to wife
[00:12.48] The heart leaps up to behold
[00:19.90] This golden day
[00:28.09] Today is for Amy
[00:33.66] Amy, I give you the rest of my life
[00:37.84] To cherish and to keep you
[00:41.59] To honor you forever
[00:45.49] Today is for Amy
[00:49.63] My happily soon-to-be wife
[00:55.94]
[01:01.10] Pardon me, is everybody there?
[01:02.46] Because if everybody's there
[01:03.59] I want to thank you all
[01:04.17] For coming to the wedding
[01:05.09] I'd appreciate your going even more
[01:06.54] I mean, you must have lots of better things to do
[01:07.70] And not a word of it to Paul
[01:08.61] Remember Paul? You know, the man I'm going to marry
[01:10.29] But I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anyone
[01:11.81] As wonderful as he is
[01:12.92] Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers
[01:14.60] Thank you all, now it's back to the showers
[01:16.63] Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
[01:20.35] Bless this day
[01:24.00] Tragedy of life
[01:27.52] Husband joined to wife
[01:29.72] The heart sinks down
[01:33.55] And feels dead
[01:37.62] This dreadful day
[01:46.76] Honey, I can't find my cuff links
[01:50.60] They're on the dresser
[01:52.79] Right next to my suicide note...
[01:57.45] Listen everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for
[01:59.58] A wedding. What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual
[02:01.39] Where everybody promises fidelity forever
[02:03.25] Which is maybe the most horrifying word I've ever heard
[02:04.84] And which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize
[02:06.74] He's saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should
[02:08.64] Thanks a bunch, but I'm not getting married
[02:10.94] Go have lunch, 'cause I'm not getting married
[02:12.69] You've been grand, but I'm not getting married
[02:14.25] Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married
[02:15.11] And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
[02:19.78] Go! Can't you go?
[02:21.52] Why is nobody listening?
[02:23.02] Goodbye! Go and cry
[02:25.24] At another person's wake
[02:27.06] If you're quick, for a kick
[02:28.67] You could pick up a christening
[02:30.50] But please, on my knees
[02:32.28] There's a human life at stake!
[02:34.22] Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear
[02:35.92] Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you?
[02:37.88] It isn't only Paul who may be ruining his life
[02:39.58] You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities
[02:40.70] I telephoned my analyst about it, and he said to see him Monday
[02:42.90] But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
[02:44.76] I'm not well, so I'm not getting married
[02:46.83] You've been swell, but I'm not getting married
[02:48.56] Thank you all, but I'm not getting married
[02:50.12] Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married
[02:52.05] And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
[02:55.85] Bless this bride
[02:59.48] Totally insane
[03:02.67] Slipping down the drain
[03:05.16] And bless this day in our hearts
[03:13.77] As it starts
[03:16.16] To rain
[03:21.12] (Today is for Amy)
[03:24.51] Go! Can't you go?
[03:26.05] Look, you know I adore you all (Amy I give you the rest of my life)
[03:28.14] But why watch me die
[03:29.58] Like Eliza on the ice?
[03:30.75] (To cherish and to keep you)
[03:31.79] Look, perhaps I'll collapse
[03:32.82] In the apse right before you all
[03:34.98] (To honour you forever)
[03:35.33] So take back the cake
[03:36.48] Burn the shoes and boil the rice!
[03:38.15] (Today is for Amy)
[03:38.83] Look, I didn't want to have to tell to you
[03:40.27] But I may be coming down with hepatitis, and I think I'm gonna faint
[03:42.07] So if you want to see me faint, I'll do it happily
[03:43.75] But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral?
[03:45.56] So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
[03:47.16] Thirty-seven butter knives
[03:47.85] Forty-seven paperweights
[03:48.56] Fifty-seven candle holders
[03:49.52] (One more thing...)
[03:50.79] I am not getting married
[03:51.23] (Amen!)
[03:51.65] (Softly said...)
[03:52.34] See, I'm not getting married
[03:53.08] (Amen!)
[03:53.43] (With this ring...)
[03:54.12] But, I'm not getting married!
[03:54.84] (Amen!)
[03:55.10] (I thee wed)
[03:55.68] Still, I'm not getting married!
[03:56.07] (Amen!)
[03:56.62] (Let us pray that we are getting married)
[03:57.43] Let us pray that we're not getting married
[03:58.52] Today!
[04:05.11]
[00:06.76] Pinnacle of life
[00:09.29] Husband joined to wife
[00:12.48] The heart leaps up to behold
[00:19.90] This golden day
[00:28.09] Today is for Amy
[00:33.66] Amy, I give you the rest of my life
[00:37.84] To cherish and to keep you
[00:41.59] To honor you forever
[00:45.49] Today is for Amy
[00:49.63] My happily soon-to-be wife
[00:55.94]
[01:01.10] Pardon me, is everybody there?
[01:02.46] Because if everybody's there
[01:03.59] I want to thank you all
[01:04.17] For coming to the wedding
[01:05.09] I'd appreciate your going even more
[01:06.54] I mean, you must have lots of better things to do
[01:07.70] And not a word of it to Paul
[01:08.61] Remember Paul? You know, the man I'm going to marry
[01:10.29] But I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anyone
[01:11.81] As wonderful as he is
[01:12.92] Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers
[01:14.60] Thank you all, now it's back to the showers
[01:16.63] Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
[01:20.35] Bless this day
[01:24.00] Tragedy of life
[01:27.52] Husband joined to wife
[01:29.72] The heart sinks down
[01:33.55] And feels dead
[01:37.62] This dreadful day
[01:46.76] Honey, I can't find my cuff links
[01:50.60] They're on the dresser
[01:52.79] Right next to my suicide note...
[01:57.45] Listen everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for
[01:59.58] A wedding. What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual
[02:01.39] Where everybody promises fidelity forever
[02:03.25] Which is maybe the most horrifying word I've ever heard
[02:04.84] And which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize
[02:06.74] He's saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should
[02:08.64] Thanks a bunch, but I'm not getting married
[02:10.94] Go have lunch, 'cause I'm not getting married
[02:12.69] You've been grand, but I'm not getting married
[02:14.25] Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married
[02:15.11] And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
[02:19.78] Go! Can't you go?
[02:21.52] Why is nobody listening?
[02:23.02] Goodbye! Go and cry
[02:25.24] At another person's wake
[02:27.06] If you're quick, for a kick
[02:28.67] You could pick up a christening
[02:30.50] But please, on my knees
[02:32.28] There's a human life at stake!
[02:34.22] Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear
[02:35.92] Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you?
[02:37.88] It isn't only Paul who may be ruining his life
[02:39.58] You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities
[02:40.70] I telephoned my analyst about it, and he said to see him Monday
[02:42.90] But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
[02:44.76] I'm not well, so I'm not getting married
[02:46.83] You've been swell, but I'm not getting married
[02:48.56] Thank you all, but I'm not getting married
[02:50.12] Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married
[02:52.05] And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today
[02:55.85] Bless this bride
[02:59.48] Totally insane
[03:02.67] Slipping down the drain
[03:05.16] And bless this day in our hearts
[03:13.77] As it starts
[03:16.16] To rain
[03:21.12] (Today is for Amy)
[03:24.51] Go! Can't you go?
[03:26.05] Look, you know I adore you all (Amy I give you the rest of my life)
[03:28.14] But why watch me die
[03:29.58] Like Eliza on the ice?
[03:30.75] (To cherish and to keep you)
[03:31.79] Look, perhaps I'll collapse
[03:32.82] In the apse right before you all
[03:34.98] (To honour you forever)
[03:35.33] So take back the cake
[03:36.48] Burn the shoes and boil the rice!
[03:38.15] (Today is for Amy)
[03:38.83] Look, I didn't want to have to tell to you
[03:40.27] But I may be coming down with hepatitis, and I think I'm gonna faint
[03:42.07] So if you want to see me faint, I'll do it happily
[03:43.75] But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral?
[03:45.56] So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
[03:47.16] Thirty-seven butter knives
[03:47.85] Forty-seven paperweights
[03:48.56] Fifty-seven candle holders
[03:49.52] (One more thing...)
[03:50.79] I am not getting married
[03:51.23] (Amen!)
[03:51.65] (Softly said...)
[03:52.34] See, I'm not getting married
[03:53.08] (Amen!)
[03:53.43] (With this ring...)
[03:54.12] But, I'm not getting married!
[03:54.84] (Amen!)
[03:55.10] (I thee wed)
[03:55.68] Still, I'm not getting married!
[03:56.07] (Amen!)
[03:56.62] (Let us pray that we are getting married)
[03:57.43] Let us pray that we're not getting married
[03:58.52] Today!
[04:05.11]