Last Dead Mouse

[00:34.34] Step right up,
[00:36.91] Gather round,
[00:39.97] Greatest salesman in town
[00:44.48] Selling something
[00:47.06] Seldom sold
[00:50.29] Step up, step up, step up behold
[00:56.27] Dead mice for sale,
[00:59.25] They're going fast
[01:01.48] Like hell
[01:08.24] Last dead mouse don't be shy,
[01:09.82] There's never been a better time to buy
[01:12.62] Last dead mouse but I'll get more
[01:14.88] I'm a businessman and an entrepreneur
[01:17.58] Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
[01:20.35] You've got to be crazy with prices like these
[01:22.76] No overhead so I can keep down the cost
[01:25.45] I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
[01:27.84] I believe in my product,
[01:29.30] I love what I sell
[01:31.16] Last dead mouse that's why I yell
[01:44.61] Step right up ladies and gents
[01:49.57] Last dead mouse costs fifty cents
[01:54.63] It's a steal at any price
[02:00.18] Going once, going once, going once, going twice
[02:06.11] Half a buck, last in stock
[02:11.85] Be the first one on your block
[02:17.32] No need to walk, no need to feed, satisfaction guaranteed
[02:22.42] Last dead mouse but I'll get more
[02:25.06] I'm a bussinessman and an entrepreneur
[02:27.66] Folks say I'm nuts, they can say what they please
[02:30.15] You've got to be crazy with prices like these
[02:32.81] No overhead so I can keep down the cost
[02:35.27] I make my own hours 'cause I'm my own boss
[02:37.82] I believe in my product, I love what I sell
[02:40.29] Last dead mouse that's why I yell
[03:04.53] Nice and easy now,
[03:07.02] Nice and easy now,
[03:10.07] Nice and easy now
[03:14.69] Last dead mouse,
[03:17.00] Last dead mouse
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