On a Bus

I had an abortion which blossomed last night
And meantime you all were getting drunk
This city is a bummer and I don't feel that well
Are you down to come dying in my bed
Come on die
I think I'm a loner, should I say it's a bug
Of my endocrine cells producing that drug
That makes me so nervous almost everytime
Then I'm secretly coverd with slime
In my pants
I first met you on a bus
And I have always loved you from day one
I first met you on a bus
And I'll always love you like day one
Things are getting worse, why don't we move to Japan?
Only me and you in a tiny van
Is there any chance that we can get old together?
Let me be your best friend forever
Five years is a lifetime but girl please hold on
It's a promise, and I'll keep it, come on
I keep on trying but every effort's in vain
And you leave me all alone in the rain
With my chains
I first met you on a bus
And I have always loved you from day one
I first met you on a bus
And I'll always love you like day one
I'm floating down here and I'm asking for help
Oh my dear, I've become a kelp