God In An Emergency (Skit)

Whoever created me
Must've hated me
I want my money back
Still got my warranty
Whoever created me
Must've hated me
I want my money back
I want it all for free

I'll never know
Exactly what went wrong
Creating me

Somebody made a big mistake
And now I want my apology

I talk to God I barely know him
We barely talk anymore
I brought all my receipts to show him
And he leaves them all on the floor
I dunno
He seems like he's bored
I said whoever created me
They really must've hated me
He said don't be so accusatory
Cause I set you up with all you need

And where do you get off
Coming and hassling me?
When you only pray to God
In an emergency