Two Young Hobbits

To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Hakamort.
The elves began it.
Waking up the trees.
teaching them to speak.
Talking trees humph.
What do trees have to talk about?
Hmm?!
Except the consistency of squirrel droppings.
They have feelings, my friend.
Late is the hour which this conjurer chooses to appear.
Lathspell I name him.
Ill new is an ill guest.
Be silent!
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.
I have not passed through fire and death
to bandy crooked words from a witless worm.
You are tracing the footsteps of two young Hobbits.
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
The white wizard approaches.
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits.
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Does that comfort you?
The fortress is taken. It is over.
You said this fortress would never fall while your men defend it.
They still defend it.
They have died defending it.
What can men do against such reckless hate?
Ride out with me. Ride out and meet them.
For death and glory?
For Rohan.
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits.
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
They are young tender nice.
PO-TA-TOES.
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits.
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Is that a comfort to you?
There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys.
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits.
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Whatz itz doing? Stupid fat hobbit.
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits.
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
We needs a few good taters.
Boil em.
Mash em.
Sickemina stew.
Sam is my friends.
You don't have any friends.
Nobody likes you.
Not listening Not listening.
You're a lier.
A nice theif.
MURDUERER!
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits.
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
PO-TA-TOES.
Tracking the footsteps of two young hobbits.
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Is that a comfort to you?
There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys.
Sneaky little hobbitses.
Stupid fat hobbit.
Sneaky little hobbitses.
To Isengard that's to Isengard!
Boil em.
Mash em.
Stickemina stew.