Encore: You Might Be a Redneck If... Part II
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๐ Lyrics
Thank you very much
(Redneck!)
Do what? (Redneck!)
Redneck?
Alright, if, if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
You might be a redneck
If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, you might be a redneck
If directions to your house include turn off the paved road, you might be a redneck
If you prefer to walk the excess length of your jeans rather than hem them
You might be a redneck
If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight
You might be a redneck
If you smoked during your wedding, you might be a redneck
If people ask to hunt in your front yard, you might be a redneck
If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board, you might be a redneck
If your two-year-old has more teeth than you do, you might be a redneck
If your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting, you might be a redneck
If you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it, you might be a redneck
And probably the grossest one of all times
If your mother has ever come out of the bathroom and said
"Y'all come look at this before I flush it"
Thank you so much
Thank you for coming out tonight
God bless you
Thank you again
(Redneck!)
Do what? (Redneck!)
Redneck?
Alright, if, if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
You might be a redneck
If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, you might be a redneck
If directions to your house include turn off the paved road, you might be a redneck
If you prefer to walk the excess length of your jeans rather than hem them
You might be a redneck
If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight
You might be a redneck
If you smoked during your wedding, you might be a redneck
If people ask to hunt in your front yard, you might be a redneck
If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board, you might be a redneck
If your two-year-old has more teeth than you do, you might be a redneck
If your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting, you might be a redneck
If you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it, you might be a redneck
And probably the grossest one of all times
If your mother has ever come out of the bathroom and said
"Y'all come look at this before I flush it"
Thank you so much
Thank you for coming out tonight
God bless you
Thank you again
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.02] Thank you very much
[00:00.94] (Redneck!)
[00:01.97] Do what? (Redneck!)
[00:03.97] Redneck?
[00:07.29] Alright, if, if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
[00:13.09] You might be a redneck
[00:17.73] If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, you might be a redneck
[00:26.73] If directions to your house include turn off the paved road, you might be a redneck
[00:39.48] If you prefer to walk the excess length of your jeans rather than hem them
[00:46.79] You might be a redneck
[00:49.41] If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight
[00:58.41] You might be a redneck
[01:04.47] If you smoked during your wedding, you might be a redneck
[01:12.13] If people ask to hunt in your front yard, you might be a redneck
[01:19.96] If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board, you might be a redneck
[01:30.73] If your two-year-old has more teeth than you do, you might be a redneck
[01:39.76] If your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting, you might be a redneck
[01:47.25] If you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it, you might be a redneck
[01:55.58] And probably the grossest one of all times
[01:58.47] If your mother has ever come out of the bathroom and said
[02:01.87] "Y'all come look at this before I flush it"
[02:05.38] Thank you so much
[02:06.37] Thank you for coming out tonight
[02:07.73] God bless you
[02:10.42] Thank you again
[02:12.26]
[00:00.94] (Redneck!)
[00:01.97] Do what? (Redneck!)
[00:03.97] Redneck?
[00:07.29] Alright, if, if you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
[00:13.09] You might be a redneck
[00:17.73] If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, you might be a redneck
[00:26.73] If directions to your house include turn off the paved road, you might be a redneck
[00:39.48] If you prefer to walk the excess length of your jeans rather than hem them
[00:46.79] You might be a redneck
[00:49.41] If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight
[00:58.41] You might be a redneck
[01:04.47] If you smoked during your wedding, you might be a redneck
[01:12.13] If people ask to hunt in your front yard, you might be a redneck
[01:19.96] If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board, you might be a redneck
[01:30.73] If your two-year-old has more teeth than you do, you might be a redneck
[01:39.76] If your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting, you might be a redneck
[01:47.25] If you have an above-ground pool and you fish in it, you might be a redneck
[01:55.58] And probably the grossest one of all times
[01:58.47] If your mother has ever come out of the bathroom and said
[02:01.87] "Y'all come look at this before I flush it"
[02:05.38] Thank you so much
[02:06.37] Thank you for coming out tonight
[02:07.73] God bless you
[02:10.42] Thank you again
[02:12.26]