Feds Skit

What have you been arrested for in the past?
It should say on your system
What firearm did you have on in the past?
You're moving mad, I said you're moving mad
I said you're moving mad
It says on here, firearms, shotguns, offensive weapons
So that's why I'm asking you
I would be in jail if I got arrested
Not necessarily
I would be in jail
What did you get arrested for?
How would I not be in jail?