Merry Happy Christmas (with Chelsea Handler)

[00:04.14] I just wanted to wish you a merry, happy Christmas
[00:11.61] It's funny that I wanted to wish you happy, merry, happy Christmas
[00:18.81] And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy Christmas"
[00:26.59] And I said, "Happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, happy
[00:31.62] Merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy Christmas"
[00:38.52] Did you notice that I wanted to wish you merry, merry, happy Christmas?
[00:46.30] Is it clear that I wanted to say, "Happy December 25th-mass?"
[00:54.33] "December 25th-mass?" is a new way I invented to say "Christmas"
[01:01.65] But I'd prever just saying, "Happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy Christmas"
[01:09.30] And I said, "Happy, happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry, merry, merry
[01:14.92] Merry, happy, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry
[01:20.02] Happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, merry Christmas
[01:32.96] Are you awake? Did you hear what I just said to you?
[01:40.33] I fear that you were sleeping, and you didn't hear the thing that I just said to you
[01:48.26] Should I repeat the thing that I just said to you?
[01:55.61] It'll only take a minute, and you really ought to hear the thing I said to you
[02:03.39] Well, I say, "Happy, happy, merry, merry, merry, happy, happy, happy, merry
[02:08.26] Happy, happy, merry, merry, happy, merry, happy, holly, jolly
[02:12.69] Merry, happy, jolly, merry, merry, happy, merry, merry, happy, jolly, happy
[02:17.40] Happy, happy, happy, merry Christmas
[02:27.65] Stop singing, you idiot, I'm Jewish
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