Have You Heard Of Christmas?

Have you heard of Christmas? Have you heard of Christmas?

Day after day
We turn the channels and we try to tune it out That sound of pain
We cause to each other
At times it feels like we're fighting just to reach out
And feel something
It's like we've forgotten
That one thing we all have in common

Have you heard of Christmas?
It's when children gather 'round
Have you heard of Christmas?
We all know that Christmas sound Christmas sounds like "ooh, ooh, ooh"
Christmas sounds like "ooh, ooh, ooh"
Have you heard of Christmas?

Have you heard of Christmas?

Some people say
We've lost the meaning of what Christmas is all about
I'd have to agree

And we can't let politics, or religion
Nothing! Stand in our way of celebrating Christmas now
I absolutely know what Christmas is
Yes I do
And I'm gonna tell you all about it

Have you heard of Christmas?
It's the day that Jesus died
Have you heard of Christmas?
That's the night those five disciples cried
They cried together like, "ooh, ooh, ooh"
The dolls were crying, they were like
"ooh, ooh, ooh" Have you heard of Christmas?
Have you heard of Christmas?

Santa and Jesus, they were best, best friends
They know each other way back in college at Bethlehem
They know each other like
"ooh, ooh, ooh"
They were like, "ooh"
Honestly, I have not been to church in a very long time

Have you heard of Christmas?
It's when Moses did the lake
Have you heard of Christmas?
That was the night that they made St. Nick a saint
Have you heard of Christmas?

That's when Noah built his boat
Have you heard of Christmas?
It's when you see that cousin that you wanna fuck but you don't

Sometimes it feels like you don't know what Christmas is at all
And I will admit that I don't know what Christmas is at all
But I've heard of Christmas
We have all at least heard of Christmas

And suddenly it seems
We all have something in common after all
Have you heard of Christmas?
Ooh, ooh, ooh