You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch (Mr. Grinch)
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Oh, yeah-yeah

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch, I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole