Chancer

Take a good look at you
You're a knob in monkey suit
Begging for bananas 8 days a week

You smell like shit & body spray
What a way to start your day
You're off to be a waste of a human being

There you go again
Thinking you're a better man
But there's one thing you don't understand

Yer a Chancer, and you're pressing your luck
You're trying real hard, just to look tough
Yer a Chancer, and you're about to find out
Yer a Chancer, and your luck's run out

You're life's a total joke
Sport cars and crappy coke
Even money can't get girls to stay with you

You've had this coming for a while
Now it's time to fix that smile
You'll be eating steak through a straw when I'm done with you

There you go again
Thinking you're a better man
But there's one thing you don't understand

Yer a Chancer, and you're pressing your luck
You're trying real hard, just to look tough
Yer a Chancer, and you're about to find out
Yer a Chancer, and your luck's run out

You're a spoiled righteous twit
So smug and arrogant
You're poking the bear, and you're 'bout to get bit

You're a little dumpster man
Dumb suit and cheap spray tan
I hope you get a flat on the way to the gym