21st Century Cockblock

Good morning superstar, it's time to wake up
Coffee ready how you like it, now let's fuck this day up
845 you got a call with China, Ching Ting Won is about to sign
A business deal, gonna make you a mill
Then you gonna fuck his daughter in her vagina

(I never said that)
Yeah you said it
When you were choking your chicken to porn on Reddit
Watching a Japanese chick, face down ass up
17 dudes waiting in line to get it
10 am you got the movers coming
Get them bodies out your backyard
You got 10 of them buried there, decomposing
Dump them in the Pacific Ocean

(I don't have dead bodies)
Fuck yeah you do, just last month you had 32
Bringing girls from the bar back to your pad
Then go American Psycho on their ass

(This thing is broken)
You cut 'em open, take out their vital organs and get 'em frozen
In the freezer downstairs where no one goes
You got dinner for a month from all these hoes

At 1 o'clock you gotta take your pill, that HIV shit is for real
Which reminds me, you outta crack my G
Should I call your dealer for a refill?

(Okay...)
(Uh, wait, hold on, hold on,
I don't do any of this stuff, it's just gotta be a bug or something)
BZZZT
(Ow! Did you just shock me?! It's fine,
it's fine, it just needs a firmware update or something...)

(ALEX! IT'S TIME TO POWER DOWN!)

That's only half your day man, I can't stop now!
At 4 o clock,
it's time to suck your own cock,
one of the many incredible skills you got
(I DON'T SUCK DICK)
You the best there is! A cannibal animal swallowing his own kids

At 6 the cleaners gonna have your robes,
starched, pressed and ready so that you can go
To that Klan meeting you been waiting for
(I think I should go...)

Then at 10 pm, it's that time again
To take Sylvia out of her playpen
Treat that little bitch like a dirty hoe (You have sex with kids?!)
Naw, she's a goat.
She's a goat
She's a goat
She's a goat
Yeah, this dude fucks goats.