Tik Tok Ke$ha Parody

[00:02.31] Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
[00:03.65] (Hey, what up girl?)
[00:04.55] Grab my Breezer, I'm out the door, I'm gonna be really loud
[00:07.13] 'Cause I don't care who I piss off, yeah, I'm a real big sinner
[00:10.98] Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner
[00:14.64] I'm talking odd socks on my toes, toes
[00:18.69] Taking off all my clothes, clothes, feeling overexposed
[00:22.22] So I put all of my clothes, uh, back on flush before I wee, wee
[00:26.64] Get arrested daily, ly, tryin' to get a peek of some titties
[00:31.88] I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
[00:36.05] Pucker up, kiss my butt 'cause I'm bloody fucking nuts
[00:40.13] Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface like
[00:44.13] Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh
[00:48.18] I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
[00:51.95] Pucker up, kiss the nut 'cause it sells to be a slut
[00:55.55] Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface like
[01:00.17] Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh
[01:04.12] I stay out till eleven when my curfew is ten
[01:07.61] "Goodnight, sweetie Sleep well", "Shut up, mum, I'm on MSN"
[01:12.31] Now the girls are lining up because we're pussy sailin'
[01:15.94] But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin
[01:20.37] Talkin' 'bout doing things we'll regret, gret
[01:22.42] Menthol cigarette, rette, butt plugs in his pet, woah, woah, woah
[01:28.22] Text sex on my Samsung, not telling dad, mum rung, rung
[01:32.23] Have sex with Alexa Chung by telling her I'm well hung
[01:35.51] (Erm, Erm, I'm quite well hung)
[01:36.87] I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
[01:41.22] Pucker up, kiss my butt 'cause I'm bloody fucking nuts
[01:44.93] Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface like
[01:49.03] Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh
[01:53.18] I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
[01:56.85] Pucker up, kiss the nut 'cause it sells to be a slut
[02:00.89] Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface like
[02:05.04] Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh
[02:09.19] This is the part where the rap breaks down
[02:11.27] This is the part where drums go pow
[02:13.58] This is the part where your balls sag down
[02:15.08] This is the part where you pants go brown
[02:17.11] This is the part where your dad goes out
[02:19.53] On a cold Christmas Eve to get some more milk
[02:21.07] But he never comes back and then seventeen years later
[02:23.06] You find out he's had a whole freaking family
[02:24.76] With some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even know
[02:26.31] Your fucking name anymore, shut the fuck up, I'm sorry
[02:31.04] I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
[02:35.82] Pucker up, kiss my butt 'cause I'm bloody fucking nuts
[02:39.18] Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface like
[02:43.61] Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh
[02:48.05] I'm mad, really bad but don't tell my mum and dad
[02:51.68] Pucker up, kiss the nut 'cause it sells to be a slut
[02:55.03] Hear the bass, skinny waist, now let's copy Pokerface like
[02:59.59] Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh
[03:03.15] (Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah)
[03:05.06] Just Dance, Bad Romance, now let's copy Pokerface like
[03:10.21] Woah, woah, oh, oh, woah, woah, oh, oh
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