A Flipper
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๐ Lyrics
So, I have-, had the weirdest things happen to me
I was at a party the other day
And I was talking to a friend of mine that I hadn't seen in a couple o' years
And a guy walks up to us, right? That he knows that I don't know
And while we're having this conversation, he stops and introduces me to this fella
And I'm not paying attention, which I'm usually not
And I go to shake the guy's hand
And while I'm shaking his hand
I realize it's not really a hand, it's uh
It's got two little pieces of something here with like a web between
And then nothing right there, and then a little stump and a web back there
It's a flipper
No offense, if you have a flipper
But if you do, don't you feel some obligation to warn somebody?
Especially if you know they're not paying attention, you know?
I mean anything, like, "Watch it, it's a flipper!"
'Cause I end up accidentally hurting the guy's feelings, you know?
I'm like, "Oh yeah, nice to meet you, what is that? A fucking flipper?"
And you feel bad
I'll touch his flipper, I just got to see it first
I got to get ready for the flipper
Can't be shocking me with the flipper there, buddy
I was at a party the other day
And I was talking to a friend of mine that I hadn't seen in a couple o' years
And a guy walks up to us, right? That he knows that I don't know
And while we're having this conversation, he stops and introduces me to this fella
And I'm not paying attention, which I'm usually not
And I go to shake the guy's hand
And while I'm shaking his hand
I realize it's not really a hand, it's uh
It's got two little pieces of something here with like a web between
And then nothing right there, and then a little stump and a web back there
It's a flipper
No offense, if you have a flipper
But if you do, don't you feel some obligation to warn somebody?
Especially if you know they're not paying attention, you know?
I mean anything, like, "Watch it, it's a flipper!"
'Cause I end up accidentally hurting the guy's feelings, you know?
I'm like, "Oh yeah, nice to meet you, what is that? A fucking flipper?"
And you feel bad
I'll touch his flipper, I just got to see it first
I got to get ready for the flipper
Can't be shocking me with the flipper there, buddy
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.43] So, I have-, had the weirdest things happen to me
[00:04.97] I was at a party the other day
[00:06.85] And I was talking to a friend of mine that I hadn't seen in a couple o' years
[00:09.73] And a guy walks up to us, right? That he knows that I don't know
[00:14.42] And while we're having this conversation, he stops and introduces me to this fella
[00:18.88] And I'm not paying attention, which I'm usually not
[00:23.59] And I go to shake the guy's hand
[00:25.90] And while I'm shaking his hand
[00:28.13] I realize it's not really a hand, it's uh
[00:32.16] It's got two little pieces of something here with like a web between
[00:35.46] And then nothing right there, and then a little stump and a web back there
[00:40.09] It's a flipper
[00:43.12] No offense, if you have a flipper
[00:46.18] But if you do, don't you feel some obligation to warn somebody?
[00:52.28] Especially if you know they're not paying attention, you know?
[00:56.06] I mean anything, like, "Watch it, it's a flipper!"
[01:01.23] 'Cause I end up accidentally hurting the guy's feelings, you know?
[01:04.84] I'm like, "Oh yeah, nice to meet you, what is that? A fucking flipper?"
[01:13.75] And you feel bad
[01:16.37] I'll touch his flipper, I just got to see it first
[01:24.05] I got to get ready for the flipper
[01:27.09] Can't be shocking me with the flipper there, buddy
[01:29.98]
[00:04.97] I was at a party the other day
[00:06.85] And I was talking to a friend of mine that I hadn't seen in a couple o' years
[00:09.73] And a guy walks up to us, right? That he knows that I don't know
[00:14.42] And while we're having this conversation, he stops and introduces me to this fella
[00:18.88] And I'm not paying attention, which I'm usually not
[00:23.59] And I go to shake the guy's hand
[00:25.90] And while I'm shaking his hand
[00:28.13] I realize it's not really a hand, it's uh
[00:32.16] It's got two little pieces of something here with like a web between
[00:35.46] And then nothing right there, and then a little stump and a web back there
[00:40.09] It's a flipper
[00:43.12] No offense, if you have a flipper
[00:46.18] But if you do, don't you feel some obligation to warn somebody?
[00:52.28] Especially if you know they're not paying attention, you know?
[00:56.06] I mean anything, like, "Watch it, it's a flipper!"
[01:01.23] 'Cause I end up accidentally hurting the guy's feelings, you know?
[01:04.84] I'm like, "Oh yeah, nice to meet you, what is that? A fucking flipper?"
[01:13.75] And you feel bad
[01:16.37] I'll touch his flipper, I just got to see it first
[01:24.05] I got to get ready for the flipper
[01:27.09] Can't be shocking me with the flipper there, buddy
[01:29.98]