27 Yards of Dental Floss
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โฑ๏ธ 2:35 duration
๐ ID: 14083608
๐ Lyrics
Well, I told her that I thought life's too short
And we really should go for a ride
Paul's just phoned, the war's postponed
So come on, I've got the Plymouth outside
The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full
Things could be a lot worse
It's not like you've been captured by Barbary Corsairs
I said "Let's head Winchester way", she said "Been yesterday"
Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won't give me a smile
Fired by wine, she was almost mine
'Til a fight broke out in the bar
Third-Rate Les in his Burberry Fez
Had gone just a little too far
Nailing down his bailing wire
To the laminate floor
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore
I said "Would you like to go the zoo?", she said "Yeah, but not with you"
Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, but she still won't give me a smile
I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria
Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won't give me a smile
I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine
Will she ever shine her light on me?
And we really should go for a ride
Paul's just phoned, the war's postponed
So come on, I've got the Plymouth outside
The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full
Things could be a lot worse
It's not like you've been captured by Barbary Corsairs
I said "Let's head Winchester way", she said "Been yesterday"
Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won't give me a smile
Fired by wine, she was almost mine
'Til a fight broke out in the bar
Third-Rate Les in his Burberry Fez
Had gone just a little too far
Nailing down his bailing wire
To the laminate floor
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore
I said "Would you like to go the zoo?", she said "Yeah, but not with you"
Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, but she still won't give me a smile
I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria
Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won't give me a smile
I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine
Will she ever shine her light on me?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:29.18] Well, I told her that I thought life's too short
[00:31.88] And we really should go for a ride
[00:34.56] Paul's just phoned, the war's postponed
[00:37.24] So come on, I've got the Plymouth outside
[00:40.09] The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full
[00:42.74] Things could be a lot worse
[00:44.51] It's not like you've been captured by Barbary Corsairs
[00:49.99] I said "Let's head Winchester way", she said "Been yesterday"
[00:55.45] Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won't give me a smile
[01:29.92] Fired by wine, she was almost mine
[01:32.62] 'Til a fight broke out in the bar
[01:35.34] Third-Rate Les in his Burberry Fez
[01:38.08] Had gone just a little too far
[01:40.84] Nailing down his bailing wire
[01:43.58] To the laminate floor
[01:45.34] He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore
[01:50.74] I said "Would you like to go the zoo?", she said "Yeah, but not with you"
[01:55.39] Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, but she still won't give me a smile
[02:00.79] I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria
[02:06.25] Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won't give me a smile
[02:10.74] I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine
[02:16.11] Will she ever shine her light on me?
[02:24.33]
[00:31.88] And we really should go for a ride
[00:34.56] Paul's just phoned, the war's postponed
[00:37.24] So come on, I've got the Plymouth outside
[00:40.09] The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full
[00:42.74] Things could be a lot worse
[00:44.51] It's not like you've been captured by Barbary Corsairs
[00:49.99] I said "Let's head Winchester way", she said "Been yesterday"
[00:55.45] Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won't give me a smile
[01:29.92] Fired by wine, she was almost mine
[01:32.62] 'Til a fight broke out in the bar
[01:35.34] Third-Rate Les in his Burberry Fez
[01:38.08] Had gone just a little too far
[01:40.84] Nailing down his bailing wire
[01:43.58] To the laminate floor
[01:45.34] He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore
[01:50.74] I said "Would you like to go the zoo?", she said "Yeah, but not with you"
[01:55.39] Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, but she still won't give me a smile
[02:00.79] I'm King Euphoria, she's Queen Victoria
[02:06.25] Twenty-seven yards of dental floss, and she still won't give me a smile
[02:10.74] I'm clowning by the Serpentine, she's still drinking turpentine
[02:16.11] Will she ever shine her light on me?
[02:24.33]