Simon Templer

Simon Templer, he's so hunky
All his birds are very funky
Simon's got a hairy chest
He goes to bed without his vest on

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Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon

Well, I think Simon's head is large
Always involved in espionage
He can't do any more than me
Without his trick photography

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Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon

Simon's got a big white car
And his bird never wears a bra
He drinks champagne from a slipper
Then he goes home with a stripper

But I think Simon's a bit of a bore
Ian Ogilvie or Roggie Moore
Simon goes out for a drink-ee
Then he dances just like this-ee ... yeah

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Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon Templer, Simon

Simon Templer