Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia (feat. Sara Erikson)
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โฑ๏ธ 1:57 duration
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๐ Lyrics
Princes Rap Battle
Galadriel
vs
Leia
Let the rap battle begin
Galdriel: One does not simply walk into this fight
Im the baddest bitch of middle earth, the lady of light
I look better in white
You should flee out off my sight
I'll strike you down like O-B one
'Cuz im colder than carbonite
You battle me?
You're not stronge enough
A human break an elf?
You don't live long enough
You better listen hard through the donuts in your hair
By the time I end this line, you will love and despair.
Leia: Calm down grandma, you're ugly when you're mad
Showing off your darkside? You remind me of my dad
What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
And you have to send a group of man to fix everything
When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree
I led the rebel allience and we saved the whole galaxy
When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
My words explode like bombs, I'm a verbal detonator.
Galadriel: What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
Leia: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
We're on movie number seven while you're still on your sixth
Galadriel: Yes, but unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist
Leia: You're like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit
I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit
I'll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
I'm a master with a blaster, you're a renn faire disaster
I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land
Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
No light saber needed to take you out
Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
Galadriel: I will...
Never give in to your Jedi mind trick
And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked
My lyrics so wet I'm like a rhyming typhoon
How's Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
I'm fully operational, it's over baby
You shall not pass, challenge another
You can kiss my ass, pretend it's your brother.
Galadriel
vs
Leia
Let the rap battle begin
Galdriel: One does not simply walk into this fight
Im the baddest bitch of middle earth, the lady of light
I look better in white
You should flee out off my sight
I'll strike you down like O-B one
'Cuz im colder than carbonite
You battle me?
You're not stronge enough
A human break an elf?
You don't live long enough
You better listen hard through the donuts in your hair
By the time I end this line, you will love and despair.
Leia: Calm down grandma, you're ugly when you're mad
Showing off your darkside? You remind me of my dad
What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
And you have to send a group of man to fix everything
When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree
I led the rebel allience and we saved the whole galaxy
When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
My words explode like bombs, I'm a verbal detonator.
Galadriel: What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
Leia: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
We're on movie number seven while you're still on your sixth
Galadriel: Yes, but unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist
Leia: You're like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit
I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit
I'll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
I'm a master with a blaster, you're a renn faire disaster
I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land
Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
No light saber needed to take you out
Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
Galadriel: I will...
Never give in to your Jedi mind trick
And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked
My lyrics so wet I'm like a rhyming typhoon
How's Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
I'm fully operational, it's over baby
You shall not pass, challenge another
You can kiss my ass, pretend it's your brother.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.78] Princes Rap Battle
[00:03.04] Galadriel
[00:04.90] Vs
[00:07.12] Leia
[00:08.04] Let the rap battle begin
[00:10.98] Galdriel: One does not simply walk into this fight
[00:13.65] Im the baddest bitch of middle earth, the lady of light
[00:16.43] I look better in white
[00:18.23] You should flee out off my sight
[00:19.18] I'll strike you down like O-B one
[00:20.95] 'Cuz im colder than carbonite
[00:21.85] You battle me?
[00:22.77] You're not stronge enough
[00:24.12] A human break an elf?
[00:25.01] You don't live long enough
[00:26.41] You better listen hard through the donuts in your hair
[00:29.14] By the time I end this line, you will love and despair.
[00:35.46] Leia: Calm down grandma, you're ugly when you're mad
[00:38.62] Showing off your darkside? You remind me of my dad
[00:41.42] What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
[00:43.63] And you have to send a group of man to fix everything
[00:46.31] When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree
[00:48.67] I led the rebel allience and we saved the whole galaxy
[00:51.32] When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
[00:54.33] My words explode like bombs, I'm a verbal detonator.
[00:56.63] Galadriel: What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
[00:59.38] Leia: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
[01:01.15] We're on movie number seven while you're still on your sixth
[01:03.89] Galadriel: Yes, but unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist
[01:06.54] Leia: You're like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit
[01:08.90] I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit
[01:11.58] I'll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
[01:14.28] I'm a master with a blaster, you're a renn faire disaster
[01:16.09] I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land
[01:19.20] Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
[01:21.04] No light saber needed to take you out
[01:23.87] Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[01:28.36] Galadriel: I will...
[01:31.06] Never give in to your Jedi mind trick
[01:32.91] And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked
[01:35.64] My lyrics so wet I'm like a rhyming typhoon
[01:37.42] How's Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
[01:40.17] I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
[01:42.81] I'm fully operational, it's over baby
[01:45.15] You shall not pass, challenge another
[01:47.88] You can kiss my ass, pretend it's your brother.
[01:51.03]
[00:03.04] Galadriel
[00:04.90] Vs
[00:07.12] Leia
[00:08.04] Let the rap battle begin
[00:10.98] Galdriel: One does not simply walk into this fight
[00:13.65] Im the baddest bitch of middle earth, the lady of light
[00:16.43] I look better in white
[00:18.23] You should flee out off my sight
[00:19.18] I'll strike you down like O-B one
[00:20.95] 'Cuz im colder than carbonite
[00:21.85] You battle me?
[00:22.77] You're not stronge enough
[00:24.12] A human break an elf?
[00:25.01] You don't live long enough
[00:26.41] You better listen hard through the donuts in your hair
[00:29.14] By the time I end this line, you will love and despair.
[00:35.46] Leia: Calm down grandma, you're ugly when you're mad
[00:38.62] Showing off your darkside? You remind me of my dad
[00:41.42] What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
[00:43.63] And you have to send a group of man to fix everything
[00:46.31] When Sauron took over, you hid in a tree
[00:48.67] I led the rebel allience and we saved the whole galaxy
[00:51.32] When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
[00:54.33] My words explode like bombs, I'm a verbal detonator.
[00:56.63] Galadriel: What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
[00:59.38] Leia: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
[01:01.15] We're on movie number seven while you're still on your sixth
[01:03.89] Galadriel: Yes, but unlike you we don't pretend that three don't exist
[01:06.54] Leia: You're like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit
[01:08.90] I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its shit
[01:11.58] I'll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
[01:14.28] I'm a master with a blaster, you're a renn faire disaster
[01:16.09] I walk in the sky while you're stuck on the land
[01:19.20] Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
[01:21.04] No light saber needed to take you out
[01:23.87] Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[01:28.36] Galadriel: I will...
[01:31.06] Never give in to your Jedi mind trick
[01:32.91] And after Jabba's eager tongue you should know when you're licked
[01:35.64] My lyrics so wet I'm like a rhyming typhoon
[01:37.42] How's Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
[01:40.17] I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
[01:42.81] I'm fully operational, it's over baby
[01:45.15] You shall not pass, challenge another
[01:47.88] You can kiss my ass, pretend it's your brother.
[01:51.03]