Wizard Wig

[00:19.41] My friends are having the time of their lives
[00:24.77] And I'm home alone smoking weed in a wizard's wig
[00:29.71] I think I'm doing fine on my own but this shirt smells old
[00:35.86] Why's doing laundry so expensive here
[00:47.58] I said your friends don't like me
[00:50.49] They think I'm too mean
[00:52.47] I like the way that I am
[00:56.70] I said my friends don't like you
[00:59.33] You think you're too cool
[01:01.81] I hate the way that you are
[01:15.71] My friends are having the time of their lives
[01:19.48] And I'm home alone watching Home Alone again
[01:24.60] I think I'm doing better on my own but I drink too much
[01:30.75] When will I ever stop drinking beer
[01:42.65] I said your friends don't like me
[01:45.35] They think I'm too mean
[01:47.65] I like the way that I am
[01:51.88] I said my friends don't like you
[01:54.42] You think you're too cool
[01:56.72] I hate the way that you are
[02:02.03] I can't believe that I slept past two
[02:05.78] Now I'm hungover and I'm looking for some food
[02:09.93] Can we hit my favorite deli please
[02:15.30] So I can get a chicken parm with extra cheese
[02:21.83] AH!
[02:32.23] I said your friends don't like me
[02:35.49] They think I'm too mean
[02:37.47] I like the way that I am
[02:41.55] I said my friends don't like you
[02:44.29] You think you're too cool
[02:46.53] I hate the way that you are
[02:51.57] My friends are having the time of their lives
[02:55.06] And I'm home alone x2
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