The Penitentiary Song

[00:00.39] I love it in these women's penitentiary
[00:03.13] Lucky, I got sentenced to a century
[00:05.65] It's like a slumber party that never ends
[00:08.34] You call them soulless violent felons, I call them best friends
[00:11.48] I call them best friends
[00:13.33] My cellmate's always pranking me
[00:14.12] Her favorite one is shanking me
[00:15.64] And silly Donna Cooper stuck a mop stick up my pooper
[00:18.10] Thank God for my buried dingus
[00:20.38] It's like 4-H camp plus cunnilingus!
[00:25.97] I'm so thankful that I got a century
[00:28.32] With my besties in these women's penitentiary!
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