Alabama - Thieves Version

No, this white trash sunset
No exit off of this freeway
No, this southern climate
Humid kill, vulture's meal, freeway

No, my redneck mistress
Victory for those who leave this freeway
No trailer suburbia
Prison cell, part of hell, freeway

A state where fast is always slow
So the wind can't ever blow
Hopelessly yours, Alabama

No void of beauty for miles
Three tooth smile, so change the dial, freeway
No abandoned autos
One bedroom home for the drunk and stoned, freeway

Nothing ever sits just right
We'll escape this place tonight
Hopelessly yours, Alabama

Hopelessly yours, Alabama
Hopelessly yours, Alabama
Hopelessly yours, Alabama

No, this white trash sunset
No exit off of this freeway
No, my redneck mistress
Hopelessly yours, Alabama