Busted

[00:02.61] Why? Why would I do this?
[00:04.89] I have a tattoo on my under-age backside!
[00:09.15] Busted, you're busted!
[00:11.42] I knew somehow that you could never truthfully be trusted
[00:16.32] A tattoo?
[00:17.24] What were you thinking!
[00:18.89] Perfect skin is not for inking!
[00:21.64] I won't have you be the star of
[00:23.88] Girls Gone Wild!
[00:26.24] Oh, no, you're busted, busted!
[00:29.34] My child
[00:32.69] I smoke?
[00:34.10] Torrey, throw these away!
[00:35.85] Enabler
[00:37.24] Ah, that's why my mouth tastes like carpet!
[00:41.61] Busted, you're busted!
[00:43.83] I'm shocked, my world is rocked
[00:45.96] And I'm a little bit disgusted
[00:48.75] And it's not like it's no biggie
[00:51.35] Every time you sneak a ciggie
[00:54.20] You are setting off a tiny cancer bomb!
[00:58.76] But now you're busted, busted!
[01:01.90] Dear mom
[01:04.69] And what else are you hiding?
[01:06.97] That you never thought I'd see
[01:09.98] And what else are you hiding
[01:12.07] From the principal and me?
[01:15.02] These bills are overdue
[01:17.12] God, money, what a pain!
[01:20.27] These books are overdue
[01:22.76] It's money down the drain!
[01:25.24] And here, a secret spot
[01:27.96] Aha! I found your stash!
[01:31.71] This is so-not-organic!
[01:34.66] Busted, you're busted!
[01:36.98] You're hosed now I've exposed you!
[01:39.26] You are through, you're done and dusted!
[01:41.75] This is sketchy and it's hinky
[01:44.33] Although thank you for the twinkie
[01:47.24] Cause we all need some cream filling now and then
[01:51.70] Oh, no, you're busted, busted!
[01:55.18] Again
[01:57.84] Mom, seriously? Calm down!
[02:00.19] I found your secret munchies
[02:02.73] So where do you hide the bong?
[02:04.98] I don't do drugs!
[02:06.01] I eat Cheetos in bed because they comfort me!
[02:08.36] I thought this was a scrunchie
[02:10.55] Turns out it was a thong!
[02:13.26] Mom, get that out of your hair!
[02:15.82] I found your secret stash!
[02:18.65] Candy corn?
[02:19.53] Mom, lame!
[02:21.12] It should be available year-round!
[02:23.74] I checked your browser cache
[02:26.00] Fox News? For shame!
[02:28.40] Just looking for truth, dad!
[02:30.21] I saw that look, oh, geez, dad!
[02:32.63] You're hot for that au pair!
[02:35.13] I found all your CDs, dad!
[02:37.89] I knew that you liked Cher!
[02:40.08] And dishonesty can hurt
[02:42.97] And lies we can't accept
[02:45.25] But the biggest thing I've learned
[02:48.20] Snooping while you slept
[02:50.43] Is with moms and dads and kids
[02:53.14] Some secrets should be kept!
[02:55.56] But now you're busted, you're busted!
[02:59.79] You're fine and ever shiny
[03:01.98] Reputation has been rusted!
[03:04.80] You're cheeky, and you're sneaky!
[03:07.19] And a little maladjusted
[03:10.06] I'm muddled and befuddled
[03:12.34] And entirely nonplussed-ed
[03:15.29] I told you when you're older
[03:17.49] You would wish we had discussed it
[03:20.03] Now I'm off to find the rest that you conceal!
[03:24.90] Oh, no, you're busted!
[03:27.46] Yeah-huh, you're busted!
[03:30.09] Ooh-ooh, you're busted, busted
[03:33.17] For real
[03:34.99] A box filled with old pasta?
[03:37.04] That's just weird!
[03:39.80] This necklace that I made her
[03:43.91] Huh, it's actually not half-bad
[03:49.29] The journal that I gave her
[03:52.81] And the family with her dad
[03:57.32] All these secrets that she keeps
[04:00.90] All these things I wish I'd known
[04:05.13] And some I'm glad I know now
[04:09.15] But some should stay her own
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