GATEKEEPERS

[00:02.02] tHe Ai: Hello I am the ai, here to inform you that gatekeeping
[00:08.69] Is really shitty and is unprofessional in every manner
[00:13.85] But who gives a fuck I'm just the ai programmed
[00:18.13] For your personal inconveniences please fucking enjoy ha ha
[00:24.72] 539 & 212: Walk and talk it's cancel culture
[00:27.62] Breathe in feed their cancel culture
[00:30.59] Cry at night for cancel culture
[00:33.48] Tip toe bitch it's cancel culture
[00:36.35] 212: Ring around the merry go round
[00:39.25] Carnival of posies souls
[00:42.11] 539: Tell me what do you want from me
[00:45.35] tHe Ai: Hello validate my feelings please
[00:48.20] 539: Bitch this is the real world
[00:49.59] 212: No one's listening
[00:50.86] No one's caring
[00:52.48] 539: People are dying
[00:54.05] 212: What you get is what you see
[00:56.38] A world at war
[00:57.92] 539: Not your fucking fantasy
[00:59.85] 539 & 212: Last I checked the Doomsday clock
[01:01.97] Is getting close to midnight
[01:05.32] 539: We got maybe 5 years left
[01:07.96] So go ahead and waste your time
[01:11.46] 539 & 212: This is my life
[01:14.34] 539 & 212: Don't tell me how to fucking live it
[01:17.29] You're not here so you don't fucking get it
[01:20.14] But you could say the same
[01:21.80] When it's your perspective
[01:22.82] 539: Starts to make all of the bitching feel like it's a waste of breath yeah
[01:26.25] 539: Face it asswipe
[01:28.89] We're not seeing eye to eye
[01:31.75] You go your way I'll go mine
[01:34.43] Can't it be that simple
[01:35.74] Why must we always fight
[01:37.58] tHe Ai: Oh God for fucks sake
[01:40.26] 539 & 212: No one knows how to play nice
[01:42.35] In a battlefield
[01:43.38] Stray too far from their ways
[01:44.63] They'll have you shot and killed
[01:46.22] Funny when you think we're supposed to live free willed
[01:48.82] Think for yourself they'll make sure your blood is spilled
[01:52.24] 539: I love living this way
[01:54.86] Feeling like I can be killed for anything I say
[01:58.83] What a fucked time to be alive
[02:01.53] 212: Since when did words turn into knives
[02:05.73] 539 & 212: You thought you'd walk away
[02:08.31] After all that you've done
[02:14.28] Do the right thing
[02:16.53] And go more broke for us
[02:24.73] 212: Oh Didn't you hear about me
[02:28.43] That I am fucking crazy
[02:30.59] And didn't you hear about me
[02:33.25] That they wanted to call me fucking lazy
[02:35.89] 539 & 212: Point your fingers
[02:37.45] In the mirror
[02:38.80] Load the chambers
[02:40.37] Pull the triggers
[02:41.68] 212: The task manager sees
[02:43.79] AI please
[02:46.01] tHe Ai: Control alt delete
[02:47.94] 212: You know I was going to go on this big huge monologue about how
[02:51.38] I wanted to talk shit about you and how I wanted to put you down
[02:54.06] And everything else and then I realized I'm trying to be the better person here-
[02:58.26] Karen: BREAKING NEWS!
[03:00.01] Karen: This just in Tom I realized I don't give a flying fuck about my job
[03:07.95] Karen: OH YOU THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN
[03:11.32] WITH YOUR FAKE NEWS, FAKE NEWS, FAKE NEWS
[03:13.97] Guffey: (Ahyuck guilty I'll fucking do it again)
[03:18.42] Karen & Guffey: HA-HA-HA-HA
[03:22.46] Guffey: (The voices told me to cancel you)
[03:23.49] Karen: YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
[03:25.54] YOU TRIED
[03:26.90] YOU FUCKING TRIED
[03:28.76] Guffey: (When will the suffering end)
[03:29.77] Karen: AND IT PAID MY BILLS TOM
[03:33.71] Karen: Haha
[03:34.79] Back to you Tom
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