masters of ordure
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โฑ๏ธ 3:30 duration
๐ ID: 14131002
๐ Lyrics
Head to the latrine because you are moved
By a stool wishing to be removed
The colon blows as fissures tear
An exit that's worse for the wear
Into the pipes the fecalith rushes
To join its comrades from 2, 000 flushes
Mass of detritus culled from your bung
Aggregating heaps of the dung
Abdominal pain
Sphincter is strained
Sickening mass
Former repast
The sewage du jour
Masters of ordure
Cost-cutting measures are our pleasure
Problems addressed as profit's depressed
What's the solution for the pollution?
Human health stymies inhuman wealth
With feculent flow reservoirs grow
Halt sanitation, clean water privation
For the poor population
Shit, filth, waste, bung
Crap, dregs, drek, dung
Filters removed from rivers of turd
Civic responsibility? Absurd!
Snaking its way through antique plumbing
Unaware of the shit storm coming
From your faucet, an aperitif
Reeking of chyme and bowel relief
Slake your thirst with dysentery
The taste is something exemplary
Returned to you
An E. Coli brew
Fill up your glass
It's fresh from your ass
Craprovocateur
Masters of ordure
By a stool wishing to be removed
The colon blows as fissures tear
An exit that's worse for the wear
Into the pipes the fecalith rushes
To join its comrades from 2, 000 flushes
Mass of detritus culled from your bung
Aggregating heaps of the dung
Abdominal pain
Sphincter is strained
Sickening mass
Former repast
The sewage du jour
Masters of ordure
Cost-cutting measures are our pleasure
Problems addressed as profit's depressed
What's the solution for the pollution?
Human health stymies inhuman wealth
With feculent flow reservoirs grow
Halt sanitation, clean water privation
For the poor population
Shit, filth, waste, bung
Crap, dregs, drek, dung
Filters removed from rivers of turd
Civic responsibility? Absurd!
Snaking its way through antique plumbing
Unaware of the shit storm coming
From your faucet, an aperitif
Reeking of chyme and bowel relief
Slake your thirst with dysentery
The taste is something exemplary
Returned to you
An E. Coli brew
Fill up your glass
It's fresh from your ass
Craprovocateur
Masters of ordure
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:37.19] Head to the latrine because you are moved
[00:39.35] By a stool wishing to be removed
[00:41.86] The colon blows as fissures tear
[00:44.41] An exit that's worse for the wear
[00:46.88] Into the pipes the fecalith rushes
[00:49.37] To join its comrades from 2, 000 flushes
[00:51.99] Mass of detritus culled from your bung
[00:54.51] Aggregating heaps of the dung
[01:02.00] Abdominal pain
[01:04.22] Sphincter is strained
[01:05.00] Sickening mass
[01:13.66] Former repast
[01:18.82] The sewage du jour
[01:21.73] Masters of ordure
[01:28.45] Cost-cutting measures are our pleasure
[01:32.70] Problems addressed as profit's depressed
[01:35.11] What's the solution for the pollution?
[01:37.64] Human health stymies inhuman wealth
[01:42.50] With feculent flow reservoirs grow
[01:45.04] Halt sanitation, clean water privation
[01:47.42] For the poor population
[02:12.07] Shit, filth, waste, bung
[02:21.71] Crap, dregs, drek, dung
[02:31.73] Filters removed from rivers of turd
[02:36.32] Civic responsibility? Absurd!
[02:39.03] Snaking its way through antique plumbing
[02:41.51] Unaware of the shit storm coming
[02:44.34] From your faucet, an aperitif
[02:46.28] Reeking of chyme and bowel relief
[02:48.80] Slake your thirst with dysentery
[02:51.48] The taste is something exemplary
[02:56.68] Returned to you
[03:00.85] An E. Coli brew
[03:04.34] Fill up your glass
[03:11.19] It's fresh from your ass
[03:16.24] Craprovocateur
[03:18.81] Masters of ordure
[03:25.59]
[00:39.35] By a stool wishing to be removed
[00:41.86] The colon blows as fissures tear
[00:44.41] An exit that's worse for the wear
[00:46.88] Into the pipes the fecalith rushes
[00:49.37] To join its comrades from 2, 000 flushes
[00:51.99] Mass of detritus culled from your bung
[00:54.51] Aggregating heaps of the dung
[01:02.00] Abdominal pain
[01:04.22] Sphincter is strained
[01:05.00] Sickening mass
[01:13.66] Former repast
[01:18.82] The sewage du jour
[01:21.73] Masters of ordure
[01:28.45] Cost-cutting measures are our pleasure
[01:32.70] Problems addressed as profit's depressed
[01:35.11] What's the solution for the pollution?
[01:37.64] Human health stymies inhuman wealth
[01:42.50] With feculent flow reservoirs grow
[01:45.04] Halt sanitation, clean water privation
[01:47.42] For the poor population
[02:12.07] Shit, filth, waste, bung
[02:21.71] Crap, dregs, drek, dung
[02:31.73] Filters removed from rivers of turd
[02:36.32] Civic responsibility? Absurd!
[02:39.03] Snaking its way through antique plumbing
[02:41.51] Unaware of the shit storm coming
[02:44.34] From your faucet, an aperitif
[02:46.28] Reeking of chyme and bowel relief
[02:48.80] Slake your thirst with dysentery
[02:51.48] The taste is something exemplary
[02:56.68] Returned to you
[03:00.85] An E. Coli brew
[03:04.34] Fill up your glass
[03:11.19] It's fresh from your ass
[03:16.24] Craprovocateur
[03:18.81] Masters of ordure
[03:25.59]