Captain Bryce Song
๐ต 685 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:00 duration
๐ ID: 14144344
๐ Lyrics
Oh, my name is Captain Bryce
And these are my rules
Don't touch the wobble if it's pink
Or you will age until you think
If the wobble's green like steam
You'll revert into a cream
If the wobble's red like rust
You'll die and rot and then throw up
If a patch is colored than
Then your eyes will melt
Don't touch the wobble if it's blue
'Cause your legs will look like that
If the wobble smells like flowers
Run real fast or we'll both die
If it's brown, then it's okay
But don't confuse brown with tan
When the wobble's neon green
Then I'm not sure what will happen
Thus concludes my list of rules
I am
Captain
Bryce
Wow, you're a really good singer
Oh-ho-ho-ho, thank you, Clancy!
And these are my rules
Don't touch the wobble if it's pink
Or you will age until you think
If the wobble's green like steam
You'll revert into a cream
If the wobble's red like rust
You'll die and rot and then throw up
If a patch is colored than
Then your eyes will melt
Don't touch the wobble if it's blue
'Cause your legs will look like that
If the wobble smells like flowers
Run real fast or we'll both die
If it's brown, then it's okay
But don't confuse brown with tan
When the wobble's neon green
Then I'm not sure what will happen
Thus concludes my list of rules
I am
Captain
Bryce
Wow, you're a really good singer
Oh-ho-ho-ho, thank you, Clancy!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.62] Oh, my name is Captain Bryce
[00:02.42] And these are my rules
[00:04.58] Don't touch the wobble if it's pink
[00:07.19] Or you will age until you think
[00:09.10] If the wobble's green like steam
[00:11.23] You'll revert into a cream
[00:15.26] If the wobble's red like rust
[00:17.66] You'll die and rot and then throw up
[00:20.69] If a patch is colored than
[00:23.42] Then your eyes will melt
[00:25.18] Don't touch the wobble if it's blue
[00:28.08] 'Cause your legs will look like that
[00:30.76] If the wobble smells like flowers
[00:33.23] Run real fast or we'll both die
[00:35.43] If it's brown, then it's okay
[00:37.24] But don't confuse brown with tan
[00:40.77] When the wobble's neon green
[00:43.05] Then I'm not sure what will happen
[00:46.29] Thus concludes my list of rules
[00:50.88] I am
[00:52.13] Captain
[00:53.26] Bryce
[00:54.50] Wow, you're a really good singer
[00:57.47] Oh-ho-ho-ho, thank you, Clancy!
[00:59.38]
[00:02.42] And these are my rules
[00:04.58] Don't touch the wobble if it's pink
[00:07.19] Or you will age until you think
[00:09.10] If the wobble's green like steam
[00:11.23] You'll revert into a cream
[00:15.26] If the wobble's red like rust
[00:17.66] You'll die and rot and then throw up
[00:20.69] If a patch is colored than
[00:23.42] Then your eyes will melt
[00:25.18] Don't touch the wobble if it's blue
[00:28.08] 'Cause your legs will look like that
[00:30.76] If the wobble smells like flowers
[00:33.23] Run real fast or we'll both die
[00:35.43] If it's brown, then it's okay
[00:37.24] But don't confuse brown with tan
[00:40.77] When the wobble's neon green
[00:43.05] Then I'm not sure what will happen
[00:46.29] Thus concludes my list of rules
[00:50.88] I am
[00:52.13] Captain
[00:53.26] Bryce
[00:54.50] Wow, you're a really good singer
[00:57.47] Oh-ho-ho-ho, thank you, Clancy!
[00:59.38]