Cat

Years ago I wanted a pet
I begged my mom and what did I get?
It's lying on the stairs and you know what
The cat stares at me as it licks it butt
I wanted a hamster I wanted a dog
I would have rather had a frog or a pollywog
Or a toad who rode on a log
Why oh why can't I have a dog
We got a cat
When I walk up the stairs it blocks the way
When I try to sneak past I always pray
If I'm lucky it will miss
Run for your life when you hear it hiss!
I had a friend his name was Greg
One day his cat tried to eat his leg
On his right side he walks with a peg
It scratched his eye now it looks like an egg
He saw an eyepatch and had to buy it
Now poor Greg looks like a pirate
He had a cat too poor Greg
He had a cat
Your always trying to bite me!
Please don't scratch me I'm cat toes intolerant