Boosin'

Caboosin' that gravy train
Til it smothers my deep-fried brain
Steam screams from the Beeftown Heavy
I'm cocked back sipping ice cold bevies

He burps "Hey man, I've got a deal for y'all"
Goop drips from his dead eyeballs
"I'll give ya boo koo buck to do your thing
But god damn will it fucking sting"

Do it
Break it
Make it
No choice but to fake it
Run

Yuck mouthin' around that train
With my freshly strapped ball and chain
The contract said it'd have a lock and key
Well instead I've got welded knees
I said "Hey man, this isn't what we thought"
"Too bad, cause it's what I bought"
So I retracted with a manic grin
And waved with a Mickey Finn

I'm jumping this fucking train
Cause I'm so sick and tired of caboosin'
Always grabbing my tail, you're caboosin'
Always wasting my time, you're caboosin'
Always holding me down, you're caboosin'
So many times, so many times