A Bouncy Rap Song in Celebration of the 2015 Video Game Mad Max (feat. Maxmoefoe)
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๐ Lyrics
Alright, fellas
Ladies
I'm not actually Australian
As you can probably guess
But uh, grew up watching a lot of Crocodile Dundee
Neighbors
And I'm gonna have a bit of fun with this one
I started with nothing
They took it all
Swapped it for a sunburn
And a foot in the balls
I'm homeless and hopeless
These bogans are bogus
Emotionally deprived
And rife with psychosis
They've gone and made max ferocious
How mad this bloke is
That'll stab you in the back
With a broken bone
And slash your scrotum
I need to have the focus
To build the Magnum Opus
And plan a road trip
So that I can go and tackle Scrotus
He scrapped my black on black
And that's a bloody ballache
Messing with another fella's car?
Not on at all, mate
Never miss a war boy
He's one foot in the grave
When I twist the blade
Never forget the look on their face
Look, I'm not brave
I just want to repay the pain
I ain't saving the world
There's no world to save
I'm Mad Max
Collect scrap
To attach to my ride
And drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From Gas Town way out
To the outback
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap
And splatter the barren flats
With flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crapp your kecks
Like ex-lax
Just nipping out to nick stuff
And then get stuck in big nothing
But get stuffed
If you think that I'll quit, huffing
Unsettle the dust
Above the speckles of rust
I've got myself to help
There's no one better to trust until
I bumped into Chumbucket
Through plum luck
And it got me pumped up
To have a chum who's up for
Mucking in
Tucking in
Trucking
Kicking up a motherfucking ruckus
Sick enough to sit in
While I'm socking these suckers
When we hop in the vehicle
I call shotgun
That's not a metaphor, mate
I've actually got one
I'm Mad Max
Collect scrap
To attach to my ride
And drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From Gas Town way out
To the outback
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap
And splatter the barren flats
With flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crapp your kecks
Like ex-lax
I've got a ticket to ride
To where the fittest survive
To live here requires
A particular type
Of meticulous mind
You need volition
Munition and intuition to drive
And that's what griffa provides
It's not ufficient to be wishful
And blag it
You need the nads
To eat a fistful of maggots
From prickles to scrapulance
Rippers and rammers
You're going to need to be a dab hand
With a wrench and a hammer
The manic mechanic instilling panic
Bringing havoc
To these panoramic lands
With my rampant antics
Though it's dramatic
I'm a classic romantic at heart
Hi honey, I'm home
You won't believe the traffic
I'm Mad Max
Collect scrap
To attach to my ride
And drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From Gas Town way out
To the outback
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap
And splatter the barren flats
With flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crapp your kecks
Like ex-lax
You guys are so nice
Australia
Ladies
I'm not actually Australian
As you can probably guess
But uh, grew up watching a lot of Crocodile Dundee
Neighbors
And I'm gonna have a bit of fun with this one
I started with nothing
They took it all
Swapped it for a sunburn
And a foot in the balls
I'm homeless and hopeless
These bogans are bogus
Emotionally deprived
And rife with psychosis
They've gone and made max ferocious
How mad this bloke is
That'll stab you in the back
With a broken bone
And slash your scrotum
I need to have the focus
To build the Magnum Opus
And plan a road trip
So that I can go and tackle Scrotus
He scrapped my black on black
And that's a bloody ballache
Messing with another fella's car?
Not on at all, mate
Never miss a war boy
He's one foot in the grave
When I twist the blade
Never forget the look on their face
Look, I'm not brave
I just want to repay the pain
I ain't saving the world
There's no world to save
I'm Mad Max
Collect scrap
To attach to my ride
And drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From Gas Town way out
To the outback
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap
And splatter the barren flats
With flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crapp your kecks
Like ex-lax
Just nipping out to nick stuff
And then get stuck in big nothing
But get stuffed
If you think that I'll quit, huffing
Unsettle the dust
Above the speckles of rust
I've got myself to help
There's no one better to trust until
I bumped into Chumbucket
Through plum luck
And it got me pumped up
To have a chum who's up for
Mucking in
Tucking in
Trucking
Kicking up a motherfucking ruckus
Sick enough to sit in
While I'm socking these suckers
When we hop in the vehicle
I call shotgun
That's not a metaphor, mate
I've actually got one
I'm Mad Max
Collect scrap
To attach to my ride
And drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From Gas Town way out
To the outback
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap
And splatter the barren flats
With flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crapp your kecks
Like ex-lax
I've got a ticket to ride
To where the fittest survive
To live here requires
A particular type
Of meticulous mind
You need volition
Munition and intuition to drive
And that's what griffa provides
It's not ufficient to be wishful
And blag it
You need the nads
To eat a fistful of maggots
From prickles to scrapulance
Rippers and rammers
You're going to need to be a dab hand
With a wrench and a hammer
The manic mechanic instilling panic
Bringing havoc
To these panoramic lands
With my rampant antics
Though it's dramatic
I'm a classic romantic at heart
Hi honey, I'm home
You won't believe the traffic
I'm Mad Max
Collect scrap
To attach to my ride
And drive the threat back
I'm Mad Max
I've left tracks
From Gas Town way out
To the outback
I'm Mad Max
I blast caps from blas cap
And splatter the barren flats
With flak
I'm Mad Max
I wreck tracks
And make you crapp your kecks
Like ex-lax
You guys are so nice
Australia
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.82] Alright, fellas
[00:04.64] Ladies
[00:06.44] I'm not actually Australian
[00:08.24] As you can probably guess
[00:11.09] But uh, grew up watching a lot of Crocodile Dundee
[00:15.59] Neighbors
[00:17.39] And I'm gonna have a bit of fun with this one
[00:19.17] I started with nothing
[00:20.07] They took it all
[00:21.83] Swapped it for a sunburn
[00:22.74] And a foot in the balls
[00:24.64] I'm homeless and hopeless
[00:25.52] These bogans are bogus
[00:26.47] Emotionally deprived
[00:27.38] And rife with psychosis
[00:29.10] They've gone and made max ferocious
[00:30.04] How mad this bloke is
[00:30.90] That'll stab you in the back
[00:31.87] With a broken bone
[00:32.76] And slash your scrotum
[00:33.67] I need to have the focus
[00:34.57] To build the Magnum Opus
[00:36.43] And plan a road trip
[00:37.21] So that I can go and tackle Scrotus
[00:38.23] He scrapped my black on black
[00:40.00] And that's a bloody ballache
[00:40.92] Messing with another fella's car?
[00:41.83] Not on at all, mate
[00:42.74] Never miss a war boy
[00:44.54] He's one foot in the grave
[00:45.41] When I twist the blade
[00:46.36] Never forget the look on their face
[00:48.18] Look, I'm not brave
[00:49.16] I just want to repay the pain
[00:50.09] I ain't saving the world
[00:50.97] There's no world to save
[00:52.75] I'm Mad Max
[00:54.58] Collect scrap
[00:55.44] To attach to my ride
[00:56.32] And drive the threat back
[00:57.22] I'm Mad Max
[00:59.08] I've left tracks
[00:59.97] From Gas Town way out
[01:01.74] To the outback
[01:02.66] I'm Mad Max
[01:04.46] I blast caps from blas cap
[01:05.34] And splatter the barren flats
[01:07.20] With flak
[01:08.07] I'm Mad Max
[01:09.01] I wreck tracks
[01:09.97] And make you crapp your kecks
[01:11.73] Like ex-lax
[01:12.68] Just nipping out to nick stuff
[01:13.51] And then get stuck in big nothing
[01:14.44] But get stuffed
[01:15.32] If you think that I'll quit, huffing
[01:17.11] Unsettle the dust
[01:18.07] Above the speckles of rust
[01:18.96] I've got myself to help
[01:19.85] There's no one better to trust until
[01:21.61] I bumped into Chumbucket
[01:22.67] Through plum luck
[01:24.42] And it got me pumped up
[01:25.39] To have a chum who's up for
[01:26.23] Mucking in
[01:27.12] Tucking in
[01:28.07] Trucking
[01:28.99] Kicking up a motherfucking ruckus
[01:29.80] Sick enough to sit in
[01:30.71] While I'm socking these suckers
[01:31.62] When we hop in the vehicle
[01:32.52] I call shotgun
[01:33.40] That's not a metaphor, mate
[01:34.39] I've actually got one
[01:36.26] I'm Mad Max
[01:37.16] Collect scrap
[01:38.04] To attach to my ride
[01:39.81] And drive the threat back
[01:40.77] I'm Mad Max
[01:42.51] I've left tracks
[01:43.42] From Gas Town way out
[01:44.34] To the outback
[01:46.14] I'm Mad Max
[01:47.01] I blast caps from blas cap
[01:47.95] And splatter the barren flats
[01:48.88] With flak
[01:50.63] I'm Mad Max
[01:51.56] I wreck tracks
[01:53.35] And make you crapp your kecks
[01:54.39] Like ex-lax
[01:55.22] I've got a ticket to ride
[01:56.16] To where the fittest survive
[01:57.97] To live here requires
[01:58.85] A particular type
[01:59.76] Of meticulous mind
[02:00.60] You need volition
[02:01.57] Munition and intuition to drive
[02:03.33] And that's what griffa provides
[02:05.10] It's not ufficient to be wishful
[02:06.07] And blag it
[02:06.95] You need the nads
[02:08.72] To eat a fistful of maggots
[02:09.61] From prickles to scrapulance
[02:10.65] Rippers and rammers
[02:11.51] You're going to need to be a dab hand
[02:13.37] With a wrench and a hammer
[02:14.22] The manic mechanic instilling panic
[02:16.97] Bringing havoc
[02:17.88] To these panoramic lands
[02:18.79] With my rampant antics
[02:19.68] Though it's dramatic
[02:20.50] I'm a classic romantic at heart
[02:21.44] Hi honey, I'm home
[02:23.21] You won't believe the traffic
[02:24.11] I'm Mad Max
[02:25.08] Collect scrap
[02:26.00] To attach to my ride
[02:26.95] And drive the threat back
[02:28.75] I'm Mad Max
[02:30.55] I've left tracks
[02:31.45] From Gas Town way out
[02:33.28] To the outback
[02:34.12] I'm Mad Max
[02:35.02] I blast caps from blas cap
[02:35.93] And splatter the barren flats
[02:36.88] With flak
[02:38.64] I'm Mad Max
[02:39.50] I wreck tracks
[02:41.33] And make you crapp your kecks
[02:42.23] Like ex-lax
[02:43.19] You guys are so nice
[02:43.37] Australia
[02:44.25]
[00:04.64] Ladies
[00:06.44] I'm not actually Australian
[00:08.24] As you can probably guess
[00:11.09] But uh, grew up watching a lot of Crocodile Dundee
[00:15.59] Neighbors
[00:17.39] And I'm gonna have a bit of fun with this one
[00:19.17] I started with nothing
[00:20.07] They took it all
[00:21.83] Swapped it for a sunburn
[00:22.74] And a foot in the balls
[00:24.64] I'm homeless and hopeless
[00:25.52] These bogans are bogus
[00:26.47] Emotionally deprived
[00:27.38] And rife with psychosis
[00:29.10] They've gone and made max ferocious
[00:30.04] How mad this bloke is
[00:30.90] That'll stab you in the back
[00:31.87] With a broken bone
[00:32.76] And slash your scrotum
[00:33.67] I need to have the focus
[00:34.57] To build the Magnum Opus
[00:36.43] And plan a road trip
[00:37.21] So that I can go and tackle Scrotus
[00:38.23] He scrapped my black on black
[00:40.00] And that's a bloody ballache
[00:40.92] Messing with another fella's car?
[00:41.83] Not on at all, mate
[00:42.74] Never miss a war boy
[00:44.54] He's one foot in the grave
[00:45.41] When I twist the blade
[00:46.36] Never forget the look on their face
[00:48.18] Look, I'm not brave
[00:49.16] I just want to repay the pain
[00:50.09] I ain't saving the world
[00:50.97] There's no world to save
[00:52.75] I'm Mad Max
[00:54.58] Collect scrap
[00:55.44] To attach to my ride
[00:56.32] And drive the threat back
[00:57.22] I'm Mad Max
[00:59.08] I've left tracks
[00:59.97] From Gas Town way out
[01:01.74] To the outback
[01:02.66] I'm Mad Max
[01:04.46] I blast caps from blas cap
[01:05.34] And splatter the barren flats
[01:07.20] With flak
[01:08.07] I'm Mad Max
[01:09.01] I wreck tracks
[01:09.97] And make you crapp your kecks
[01:11.73] Like ex-lax
[01:12.68] Just nipping out to nick stuff
[01:13.51] And then get stuck in big nothing
[01:14.44] But get stuffed
[01:15.32] If you think that I'll quit, huffing
[01:17.11] Unsettle the dust
[01:18.07] Above the speckles of rust
[01:18.96] I've got myself to help
[01:19.85] There's no one better to trust until
[01:21.61] I bumped into Chumbucket
[01:22.67] Through plum luck
[01:24.42] And it got me pumped up
[01:25.39] To have a chum who's up for
[01:26.23] Mucking in
[01:27.12] Tucking in
[01:28.07] Trucking
[01:28.99] Kicking up a motherfucking ruckus
[01:29.80] Sick enough to sit in
[01:30.71] While I'm socking these suckers
[01:31.62] When we hop in the vehicle
[01:32.52] I call shotgun
[01:33.40] That's not a metaphor, mate
[01:34.39] I've actually got one
[01:36.26] I'm Mad Max
[01:37.16] Collect scrap
[01:38.04] To attach to my ride
[01:39.81] And drive the threat back
[01:40.77] I'm Mad Max
[01:42.51] I've left tracks
[01:43.42] From Gas Town way out
[01:44.34] To the outback
[01:46.14] I'm Mad Max
[01:47.01] I blast caps from blas cap
[01:47.95] And splatter the barren flats
[01:48.88] With flak
[01:50.63] I'm Mad Max
[01:51.56] I wreck tracks
[01:53.35] And make you crapp your kecks
[01:54.39] Like ex-lax
[01:55.22] I've got a ticket to ride
[01:56.16] To where the fittest survive
[01:57.97] To live here requires
[01:58.85] A particular type
[01:59.76] Of meticulous mind
[02:00.60] You need volition
[02:01.57] Munition and intuition to drive
[02:03.33] And that's what griffa provides
[02:05.10] It's not ufficient to be wishful
[02:06.07] And blag it
[02:06.95] You need the nads
[02:08.72] To eat a fistful of maggots
[02:09.61] From prickles to scrapulance
[02:10.65] Rippers and rammers
[02:11.51] You're going to need to be a dab hand
[02:13.37] With a wrench and a hammer
[02:14.22] The manic mechanic instilling panic
[02:16.97] Bringing havoc
[02:17.88] To these panoramic lands
[02:18.79] With my rampant antics
[02:19.68] Though it's dramatic
[02:20.50] I'm a classic romantic at heart
[02:21.44] Hi honey, I'm home
[02:23.21] You won't believe the traffic
[02:24.11] I'm Mad Max
[02:25.08] Collect scrap
[02:26.00] To attach to my ride
[02:26.95] And drive the threat back
[02:28.75] I'm Mad Max
[02:30.55] I've left tracks
[02:31.45] From Gas Town way out
[02:33.28] To the outback
[02:34.12] I'm Mad Max
[02:35.02] I blast caps from blas cap
[02:35.93] And splatter the barren flats
[02:36.88] With flak
[02:38.64] I'm Mad Max
[02:39.50] I wreck tracks
[02:41.33] And make you crapp your kecks
[02:42.23] Like ex-lax
[02:43.19] You guys are so nice
[02:43.37] Australia
[02:44.25]