Think! Anatomic

She came to eat a takeout dinner
She came to check out where I live
She came "hand-up," poor hare-lip Judy
She came to check out where I live

Who turned that mole into a mountain?
Who turned my dick into a pin?
I hear her moving 'round the bedroom
I hear her complain about where I've been

"Men are boring... men are whoring me!
The pill I take I take voluntarily!"

I'm trying to get hard in the bathroom
I look through her pocketbook for gum
Fall to the floor and drown in hatred
Be a man, now, think anatomic!

Conclusion queer, I flushed the toilet
Opened the door and heard, "finally!"
One hand held a dried-up condom
The other held nothing at all

Who turned that mole into a mountain?
Who turned my dick into a pin?
She cracked her neck and i heard
A high-pitched moan that reminded me of a bird

"Men are boring... men are whoring me!
The pill I take I take voluntarily!"

I picture my guitar home waiting
All forgiving, like a mom
Fall to the floor and drown in hatred
Be a man, now, think anatomic!

Only a moment in a life-time
Only a page to linger on
A filthy nightmare now confronted
Anatomic