Slender Man vs. Unwanted House Guest
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โฑ๏ธ 2:21 duration
๐ ID: 14275049
๐ Lyrics
Haven't seen me in a while, I've seen you just fine
You took 5,028 breaths in your sleep last night
Where am I? Look out the window, see that parked black van?
Well I look out my window, and see you Slender Man
Just surrender, damn
When people see you they hide, when people see me, they die
You've got no eyes, and no help from the moonlight
Lights off, game on
Grab your leg, om nom nom
This ain't fiction, no pretend
In the end, you'll be dead
Not afraid of the dark? I like a challenge
But watch your step, you might trip over your parents!
Don't you dare get blood on my Armani suit
Killing is my motherfucking hobby dude!
You've got no chance, better start surrendering
So let's dance. Everyday I'm slendering
I'll run circles around you
Tie you up and bound you, In the lake I'll drown you!
Your face looks like shit, manure
I've got more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart!
You've got dying teeth, oh the irony
Without a face, I still look better than you, see?
No wonder nobody wants you, you look like a more cracked out version of Gary Busey!
You do look better... in the back freezer of my kitchen
Kill you that easy? Well aren't we optimistic?
Feel a breeze tickle your ear? No, that's just me whispering'
Are there mosquitoes out here? Nah, that's just me nibblin'
One, two
What'll I do?
Three, four
Pull a trap door
Then I'll rip your spine out and
Make you a wacky inflatable tube man!
You're working for me now, and we're having some layoffs
So I'll set your tentacles ablaze, boss
Someone please pass the Hollandaise sauce
'Cause I'll be having calamari for days, y'all
Knock knock, I'm there! To send you packing
Wait for it... release the Kraken!
Now I'll shove these cufflinks in your eyes
Gag you with my cumber bun so nobody will hear your cries
Break to eat McDonald's fries
Then I'll whip your back, with my Kenneth Cole slacks
Use my gucci shoes to swat your ass
Like a spider, you know, the ones you swallow in your sleep
Guess who puts them there? Me
I know just how to end this song, I'll teleport to before you spawned
And kill the artist that drew you, so you were never ever drawn
You took 5,028 breaths in your sleep last night
Where am I? Look out the window, see that parked black van?
Well I look out my window, and see you Slender Man
Just surrender, damn
When people see you they hide, when people see me, they die
You've got no eyes, and no help from the moonlight
Lights off, game on
Grab your leg, om nom nom
This ain't fiction, no pretend
In the end, you'll be dead
Not afraid of the dark? I like a challenge
But watch your step, you might trip over your parents!
Don't you dare get blood on my Armani suit
Killing is my motherfucking hobby dude!
You've got no chance, better start surrendering
So let's dance. Everyday I'm slendering
I'll run circles around you
Tie you up and bound you, In the lake I'll drown you!
Your face looks like shit, manure
I've got more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart!
You've got dying teeth, oh the irony
Without a face, I still look better than you, see?
No wonder nobody wants you, you look like a more cracked out version of Gary Busey!
You do look better... in the back freezer of my kitchen
Kill you that easy? Well aren't we optimistic?
Feel a breeze tickle your ear? No, that's just me whispering'
Are there mosquitoes out here? Nah, that's just me nibblin'
One, two
What'll I do?
Three, four
Pull a trap door
Then I'll rip your spine out and
Make you a wacky inflatable tube man!
You're working for me now, and we're having some layoffs
So I'll set your tentacles ablaze, boss
Someone please pass the Hollandaise sauce
'Cause I'll be having calamari for days, y'all
Knock knock, I'm there! To send you packing
Wait for it... release the Kraken!
Now I'll shove these cufflinks in your eyes
Gag you with my cumber bun so nobody will hear your cries
Break to eat McDonald's fries
Then I'll whip your back, with my Kenneth Cole slacks
Use my gucci shoes to swat your ass
Like a spider, you know, the ones you swallow in your sleep
Guess who puts them there? Me
I know just how to end this song, I'll teleport to before you spawned
And kill the artist that drew you, so you were never ever drawn