If I Only Had A Heart (Extended Version)

When a man's an empty kettle,
He should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin',
That I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had heart.
I'd be tender
I'd be gentle and awful sentimental
Regarding Love and Art.
I'd be friends with the sparrows
and the boy who shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart.
Picture me - a balcony.
Above a voice sings low.
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
I hear a beat...
How sweet.
Just to register emotion,
jealousy - devotion,
And really feel the part.
I could stay young and chipper
and I'd lock it with a zipper,
If I only had a heart.